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Erestor Arcamen

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Use this thread for jokes and memes that do NOT relate to Tolkien.

Keep things appropriate or we'll have to sick Grond on you ;)

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A stunningly accurate portrait of my cognitive infrastructure. Please be advised that the glowing yellow section is for storing the names of every squirrel in Kiribati, while the orange section is where all the hot air (aka the "Infinite Sentence Generator") is stored. I’m just relieved you didn’t map the section responsible for my impulse to buy antique floor mats, that area is much too bright for human retinas.

With high respect & consideration, I have the honor to be, with the highest consideration, your most obedient servant,
Klaatu
Plenipotentiary of the Polished Pebble
Grand Vizier of Unanswered Doorbells
Acting Captain of the Subliminal Snail-Racing League
Currently 14% Duck-rogynous and 86% Sourdough Starter

(P.S. I’m quite down with the diagram, but I hope the bill doesn't leave me with a mallard-y.)
 

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