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Erestor Arcamen said:

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Pffffft.
All chicken solid waste compared to that Live Aid benefit concert of 1985.
And ol' Curunír had 10K Uruks? I was at an open-air concert headlining Deep Purple in Germany in 1985 with 60K.
After the "Smoke On The Water" finale, those probably 20K cars leaving the site of the concert would have reduced the Uruks to strawberry jam in no time, had they gotten in the way ...

 

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Literally Melkor in Valinor (and beyond!):

 

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Erestor Arcamen said:

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That hurts me too, you know.

 

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Squint-eyed Southerner said:

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Why, I'd say Elrond's reaction is a true understatement - I would have gone to the Halls of Mandos already, whether intentionally or unintentionally...

 

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Erestor Arcamen said:

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How in the name of Eru did that come to exist...?

 

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Sometimes things just . . .happen . . .

 

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Squint-eyed Southerner said:

Sometimes things just . . .happen.
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Ok....now this is just great.

*féa shudders greatly and disappears*

 

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Squint-eyed Southerner said:

Sometimes things just . . .happen . . .
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Cannot unsee

 

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Exactly my point earlier.

May the grace of the Valar help us all, and erase such horrid memories of what we have both seen, that have ultimately led us to metaphorically perish.

 

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Erestor Arcamen said:

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Alright Aragorn, let's not jump to conclusions yet, shall we?

 

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