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Elbereth Vala Varda

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Erestor Arcamen said:

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About right! I seriously have to wonder if he enjoyed pretending to be Saruman- or at the very least not just revealing himself upfront. There was no reason that these actions were ACTUALLY necessary-- except that maybe he wanted to.

 

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Has Fatty Lumpkin ever sung the song of Tom Bombadill. Imagine a talking singing horse?

 

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No Frodo dont help Gandalf up... "Wait a minute?"

 

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This is funny! I always feel bad for Gandalf though-- everyone left him, just good thing he didn't leave.

 

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Elbereth Vala Varda said:

This is funny! I always feel bad for Gandalf though-- everyone left him, just good thing he didn't leave.

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Actually, Gandalf did leave, after dispatching of the Moria Balrog.
But when he came back, he certainly gave plenty of people on both sides nasty or pleasant surprises. Exhibit A for the nasty side is his basically telling Saruman "you're fired" and breaking his staff. And had the Witch-king at the broken gate of Minas Tirith not been distracted by the horns of Rohan, Gandalf the White would have cut him to slices with Glamdring in nothing flat.

 

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Today only

 

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Ealdwyn said:

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WE SHALL PREVAIL!

 

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That's hilarious, Gandalf sounds the most noble of all to me.

 

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I'm pretty sure this is what happened

 

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We all have to wonder why he didn't.....