The Tolkien Joke and Meme thread

[Elbereth Vala Varda]

About right! I seriously have to wonder if he enjoyed pretending to be Saruman- or at the very least not just revealing himself upfront. There was no reason that these actions were ACTUALLY necessary-- except that maybe he wanted to.

 

[herlig9]

Has Fatty Lumpkin ever sung the song of Tom Bombadill. Imagine a talking singing horse?

 

[herlig9]

No Frodo dont help Gandalf up... "Wait a minute?"

 

[herlig9]

 

[Ealdwyn]

 

[Ealdwyn]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Elbereth Vala Varda]

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This is funny! I always feel bad for Gandalf though-- everyone left him, just good thing he didn't leave.

 

[Olorgando]

This is funny! I always feel bad for Gandalf though-- everyone left him, just good thing he didn't leave.

Actually, Gandalf did leave, after dispatching of the Moria Balrog.
But when he came back, he certainly gave plenty of people on both sides nasty or pleasant surprises. Exhibit A for the nasty side is his basically telling Saruman "you're fired" and breaking his staff. And had the Witch-king at the broken gate of Minas Tirith not been distracted by the horns of Rohan, Gandalf the White would have cut him to slices with Glamdring in nothing flat.

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

Today only

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Ealdwyn]

 

[Elbereth Vala Varda]

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WE SHALL PREVAIL!

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Elbereth Vala Varda]

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That's hilarious, Gandalf sounds the most noble of all to me.

 

[Ealdwyn]

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I'm pretty sure this is what happened

 

[Ealdwyn]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Elbereth Vala Varda]

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We all have to wonder why he didn't.....