The Tolkien Joke and Meme thread

Elbereth Vala Varda · Aug 11, 2022

Squint-eyed Southerner said:
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In fairness, it is a REALLY cool scene.

Erestor Arcamen · Aug 11, 2022

Elbereth Vala Varda · Aug 11, 2022

Erestor Arcamen said:
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About right!

Eljorahir · Aug 11, 2022

The Fall of Ham-salad

An elven king was Gil-galad.
Quite fond he was of ham-salad.

Meat minced so fine with lettuce green,
A finer lunch was seldom seen.

Thickly spread on Lembas toast,
His fare was envied coast to coast.

Then Sauron stole his recipe,
And fled afar, southeast from Bree.

Now Mordor picnic lunches soar,
With flavors stolen...Ever more.

Elbereth Vala Varda · Aug 11, 2022

Eljorahir said:
The Fall of Ham-salad

An elven king was Gil-galad.
Quite fond he was of ham-salad.

Meat minced so fine with lettuce green,
A finer lunch was seldom seen.

Thickly spread on Lembas toast,
His fare was envied coast to coast.

Then Sauron stole his recipe,
And fled afar, southeast from Bree.

Now Mordor picnic lunches soar,
With flavors stolen...Ever more.

Did you create this yourself? Bravo! It's hilarious!

Eljorahir · Aug 11, 2022

Elbereth Vala Varda said:
Did you create this yourself? Bravo! It's hilarious!

I've wanted to do a funny poem using the Gil-galad / Ham-salad rhyme for a while. Finally got around to it today. I'm glad you liked it.

Elbereth Vala Varda · Aug 11, 2022

Eljorahir said:
I've wanted to do a funny poem using the Gil-galad / Ham-salad rhyme for a while. Finally got around to it today. I'm glad you liked it.

I did! Such a funny concept. I'll have to share with other Tolkien-lovers of mine-- those who are not on this Forum.

Berzelmayr · Aug 11, 2022

Elbereth Vala Varda · Aug 11, 2022

Berzelmayr said:
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But then Faramir comes along!

Berzelmayr · Aug 13, 2022

Elbereth Vala Varda · Aug 13, 2022

Berzelmayr said:
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In fairness, he was one of the Dunedain... But you're right, that won't last forever...

Berzelmayr · Aug 13, 2022

Ealdwyn · Aug 13, 2022

Ealdwyn · Aug 13, 2022

Eljorahir · Aug 13, 2022

Ealdwyn said:
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That's just plain nar-silly.👀

Eljorahir · Aug 13, 2022

Ealdwyn said:
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Of course it annoys them! They volunteered to be in charge of parking for the event. And, now because of Thranduil, they're the ones who have to deal with all the complaints from the MTVPU afterwards. (MTVPU = Minas Tirith Valet Parking Union). The members are simply not trained or equipped to park a Mumak!

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