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The Tolkien Joke and Meme thread

Erm, I'm not proficient at lip-reading - I do catch the occasional word or even phrase in synchronized films.
But to my limited skills, it appears that Arwen / Liv Tyler is saying something decidedly impolite (*bleep* territory on much of US TV).
Any guesses?
 
HARRUMPH! Nothing easier than that!!!
I've never bought it in the 45 years since I've been living in Germany.
And I may never have eaten it on continental Europe, almost certain I haven't.
Only on the British, Balearic, and Canary Islands, all times on vacation (perhaps also during the three vacations on Crete - Island again).
And in South Korea, where non-Asian food basically meant US American, for some strange reason …
 
Erm … I watched the film trilogy, my Extended Edition DVDs, once in one sitting. Pretty exactly eleven-and-a-half hours of pure viewing time (even the cinematic version is almost nine-and-a-half-hours). Took me an hour or two longer, perhaps more. I was worn out after that, wasted.
300 times leaves 65 days of non-viewing, There are 52 or 53 weekends in a usual year. Leaves time for 13 or 12 days of vacation.
This is either fake news (once aka "urban legend") or someone needs serious help, as in detox.
 
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