The Tolkien Joke and Meme thread

Áramandë Amaniel · Jul 26, 2023

Indeed; I don't think I would have wanted Fëanáro's fëa in my Halls so early though!

Áramandë Amaniel · Jul 26, 2023

LaurelinBearsFruit said:
That whole kinslaying business was a bit much though lol

I definitely agree - they shed Tears Unnumbered....rightfully as they should have.

Tyelkormo the Fair · Jul 26, 2023

Maedhros_Nelyafinwë said:
Yeah... but as far as I'm aware he would have had to die, so... sorry about that! We sure do miss you Trees, though!

He'd have taken them as house plants to take to Formenos probably

Olorgando · Jul 26, 2023

(Dang, where's that train wreck avi???) 🤔

Erestor Arcamen · Jul 26, 2023

Ivan_M · Jul 26, 2023

LaurelinBearsFruit · Jul 27, 2023

This is very accurate for when I try to play with my dog

Erestor Arcamen · Jul 27, 2023

LaurelinBearsFruit · Jul 27, 2023

@Erestor Arcamen Poor Samwise. I thought that the moment when he states that he may not be able to carry the Ring any further, but that he can carry Frodo was well-done in the ROTK film and felt true to the book.

Tyelkormo the Fair · Jul 27, 2023

LaurelinBearsFruit said:
This is very accurate for when I try to play with my dog

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My bird does the same...he likes to beak at papers and tissues and when ever I try to move an object he is playing with he gets angry

Squint-eyed Southerner · Jul 27, 2023

Erestor Arcamen · Jul 28, 2023

LaurelinBearsFruit · Jul 28, 2023

@Erestor Arcamen

Sauron: "Look, you've got it wrong! You don't need to follow me, you don't need to follow anybody! You've got to think for yourselves! You're all individuals!"

Servants of Sauron: "Yes, we're all individuals!"

Sauron: "You're all different!"

Servants of Sauron: "Yes, we're all different!"

Erestor Arcamen · Jul 28, 2023

LaurelinBearsFruit said:
@Erestor Arcamen

Sauron: "Look, you've got it wrong! You don't need to follow me, you don't need to follow anybody! You've got to think for yourselves! You're all individuals!"

Servants of Sauron: "Yes, we're all individuals!"

Sauron: "You're all different!"

Servants of Sauron: "Yes, we're all different!"

Manwe: “he’s NOT the Dark Lord, he’s a very naughty Maia!”

herlig9 · Jul 29, 2023

Áramandë Amaniel · Jul 29, 2023

Erestor Arcamen said:
Manwe: “he’s NOT the Dark Lord, he’s a very naughty Maia!”

Mandos: "I would NOT be so sure about that, Manwë! Hast thou not learnt thy lesson with Melkor? Remember, Manwë! Remember what happened!"

Tyelkormo the Fair · Jul 29, 2023

LaurelinBearsFruit said:
@Erestor Arcamen

Sauron: "Look, you've got it wrong! You don't need to follow me, you don't need to follow anybody! You've got to think for yourselves! You're all individuals!"

Servants of Sauron: "Yes, we're all individuals!"

Sauron: "You're all different!"

Servants of Sauron: "Yes, we're all different!"

This just reminded me of Sid from the ice age and fire king😂😂

Áramandë Amaniel · Jul 29, 2023

(I have a feeling Varda is going to obliviate me with her starlight when she hears of all this....Eru help me- 🥺🥺🥺)

And another, because why not?

Áramandë Amaniel · Jul 29, 2023

𝕹𝖆́𝖒𝖔 𝕸𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖔𝖘 said:
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Half in Manwë's defense, I'll just say this:

Morgoth is technically not counted amongst the Valar - unless you get into the complex language trajectories of it and claim that he is a "fallen Vala" (which he is) - which then raises the ultimate question of whether Morgoth should actually be counted amongst the Valar or not. Because to claim him as a "fallen Vala" is still to use the term itself, and thus name him amongst the Valar in some way or another....

And so on that note, I'll go against Manwë once more and shove the truth in his face:

You didn't even interfere that effectively in our own realm of Valinor either with the whole Silmaril complex; no wonder y'all decided to not intervene in the Outer Lands! At least my prophecies accounted for something whilst the rest of you just sat back and watched!

Maedhros_Nelyafinwë · Jul 29, 2023

Erestor Arcamen said:
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I'm low-key disappointed that this guy wasn't actually Sauron. He looks like the sort of guy who hides in his basement and gets ragey on Xbox Live and Reddit. 😂

𝕹𝖆́𝖒𝖔 𝕸𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖔𝖘 said:
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(I have a feeling Varda is going to obliviate me with her starlight when she hears of all this....Eru help me- 🥺🥺🥺)

And another, because why not?
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You seem like you have some beef with Manwë right about now!

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