The Tolkien Joke and Meme thread

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

It rhymes, if that helps. 😉

 

[Vorondil]

It rhymes, if that helps. 😉

No kidding! But what is the word that rhymes with Gollum/Smeagol?

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

"Gollum on a _____ "

 

[Vorondil]

"Gollum on a _____ "

Oh, right, I get it now.

I've never even touched snow, so skiing references are beyond me.

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

I've never even touched snow, so skiing references are beyond me.

I wish I could say I've never touched snow! But I'm not a sports person and know nothing about skiing either so I don't get it even with the hints, lol.

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

Jeez -- I didn't know it would be such a poser. 😳

Should I have posted it on Guess the Pic? 🤔

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

I think it's Sméagol on a mogul.

 

[Eljorahir]

I don't get it even with the hints, lol.

If you have the time
to search for the rhyme
google events of olympic skiing
and soon you'll be seeing
your knowledge will be compliant
if you look for the Giant.

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

I think it's Sméagol on a mogul.

That rhymes about as well as "Smogul on meagal".

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

"Gollum on a _____ "

Ohhh, now I understand your rhyme. Gollum on a slalom?

I think it's Sméagol on a mogul.

But I like mine better. 🤪

I didn't get the dog one... Sméagol on a beagle?

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

I didn't get the dog one...

That one was Sméagol on a beagle!

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

That one was Sméagol on a beagle!

Okay that's what I put in the edit. After a bit. But before you said! 🤪 🤪 🤪

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

Whew -- glad that's over! Now I wish I hadn't posted it. 😄

Let's try to get back on track:

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

Whew -- glad that's over! Now I wish I hadn't posted it. 😄

I think it counts as a joke/meme! No worries. 😄 And that meme is hilarious!! Not to mention that would be a very cool hairstyle for Nerdanel.

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

And that meme is hilarious!!

Thanks -- I made the last two myself. Not this one, though:

 

[Vorondil]

 

[Eljorahir]

Warlord: What is best in life?
Hobbit Conan: Crush your enemies, see them driven before you,
and eat 6 meals a day!

 

[herlig9]

 

[herlig9]

 

[Olorgando]

Ohhh, now I understand your rhyme. Gollum on a slalom?

Which doesn't rhyme in any language I know ... 😖