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The Tolkien Joke and Meme thread

Riddles. (Click the fuzzy buttons to see the answers):

If a Captain of the Dunedain decided to retire and open a shop in Bree which sold only posters and action figures of upset Star Trek villains, what would the shop be called?
Aragorn’s Angry Gorns

If a Captain of Rohan decided to retire and open a shop in Edoras which sold only molecules that can react together to form a large polymer chain, what would the shop be called?
Eomer’s Monomers

If an elderly resident of Hobbiton opened a serve-yourself restaurant with produce from his garden on the menu, what would be the name of the establishment?
The Gaffer’s Taters and Maters (no waiters) Café

If an Elven-king recorded his renditions of a collection of piercingly annoying songs, what would be the album title?
Gil-galad’s Shrill Ballads
 
Hmmmyes ...
... but one of the most widespread idiocies of age is believing you are still able to commit the idiocies of your youth ...
 
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