The Tolkien Joke and Meme thread

[Eljorahir]

Riddles. (Click the fuzzy buttons to see the answers):

If a Captain of the Dunedain decided to retire and open a shop in Bree which sold only posters and action figures of upset Star Trek villains, what would the shop be called?
Aragorn’s Angry Gorns

If a Captain of Rohan decided to retire and open a shop in Edoras which sold only molecules that can react together to form a large polymer chain, what would the shop be called?
Eomer’s Monomers

If an elderly resident of Hobbiton opened a serve-yourself restaurant with produce from his garden on the menu, what would be the name of the establishment?
The Gaffer’s Taters and Maters (no waiters) Café

If an Elven-king recorded his renditions of a collection of piercingly annoying songs, what would be the album title?
Gil-galad’s Shrill Ballads

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

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Celegorm and Curufin being bootleg Merry and Pippin:

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

Celegorm and Curufin being bootleg Merry and Pippin:

Maedhros and Fingon being bootleg Frodo and Sam:

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

Maedhros and Fingon being bootleg Frodo and Sam:

*Valinor, the Fourth Age*
Fingon: Mr. Maedhros, would you like some taters?

Maedhros: •-•

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

FALSE, he would say PO-TA-TOES. Taters is Gollum business!

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

FALSE, he would say PO-TA-TOES. Taters is Gollum business!

Well, technically, Sam said that he needed some taters for the stew, and Gollum asks him what are taters. I'm assuming it's a British slang.

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

Ohh, I forgot that Sam actually said taters. I just remember the PO-TA-TOES, boil em mash empty stick em in a stew, etc.

Fingon can tell Morgoth that, though!

 

[Vorondil]

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

Wouldn't work. He can't control himself and will eat the apple.😔

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

The Oath of Fëanor:

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

 

[Ellessor]

This made me chuckle.

 

[Deimos]

Unbeknownst to most readers of Tolkien, JRRT decided to omit a crucial (and private) conversation between Gandalf and Aragorn....
(He mentions it in one of his letters.... which was also omitted from the collection of his Letters )

 

[Olorgando]

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*MUMBLE!*
Only in PJ's poo. In the books Aragorn releases the army of the dead after capturing Pelargir, no nonsense about their participating in the Battle of the Pelennor Fields.

 

[Olorgando]

Unbeknownst to most readers of Tolkien, JRRT decided to omit a crucial (and private) conversation between Gandalf and Aragorn....
(He mentions it in one of his letters.... which was also omitted from the collection of his Letters )

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Hmmmyes ...
... but one of the most widespread idiocies of age is believing you are still able to commit the idiocies of your youth ...

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

This made me chuckle.
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Fëanor: The name 'Finarfin' is quite the opposite of an antidepressant. ಠ_ಠ

 

[Erestor Arcamen]