The Tolkien Joke and Meme thread

Maedhros_Nelyafinwë · Dec 7, 2024

Hey now, HEY, Thangorodrim was this massive mountain cliff just outside the most evil fortress in the world, with an UNBREAKABLE CHAIN, it was most decidedly nOT a TrEe--

(This is the most accurate thing I've ever seen in my life. It now has a spot of honor in the Favorites of my Tolkien board on Pinterest. )

Erestor Arcamen · Dec 7, 2024

Server Room Gremlin · Dec 7, 2024

Maedhros_Nelyafinwë said:
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Hey now, HEY, Thangorodrim was this massive mountain cliff just outside the most evil fortress in the world, with an UNBREAKABLE CHAIN, it was most decidedly nOT a TrEe--

(This is the most accurate thing I've ever seen in my life. It now has a spot of honor in the Favorites of my Tolkien board on Pinterest. )

Curvo the Corvid strikes again!

Maedhros_Nelyafinwë · Dec 7, 2024

Server Room Gremlin said:
Curvo the Corvid strikes again!

And Tyelko going on a beer run with a gator? Just yes.

Also, I am HERE for the implication that Alqualondë is a Florida Wal-Mart, and the Silmarils are TVs.

I still resent that they consider me to have gotten myself stuck in a tree, though. 😡

Radaghast · Dec 8, 2024

From NightCafe AI generator: "Lord of the Strings: Bandalf Forever" (by Moormookiee)

Maedhros_Nelyafinwë · Dec 8, 2024

People: Shakespeare is so high brow and classy!

Meanwhile, Shakespeare...

This is not much of a stretch-- the quotes are legit from Macbeth and Romeo and Juliet!

Erestor Arcamen · Dec 8, 2024

Server Room Gremlin · Dec 9, 2024

Source

Server Room Gremlin · Dec 10, 2024

Idril Celebrindal · Dec 10, 2024

If Gollum was an environmentalist
Gollum:
This thing all things devours,
Birds, beasts, trees, and flowers.
Gnaws iron bites steel,
Grinds hard stones to meal,
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.
Bilbo: Uhhh... Time?
Gollum: No, precious, it's global warming!

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