The Tolkien Joke and Meme thread

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[herlig9]

 

[herlig9]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

Hey now, HEY, Thangorodrim was this massive mountain cliff just outside the most evil fortress in the world, with an UNBREAKABLE CHAIN, it was most decidedly nOT a TrEe--

(This is the most accurate thing I've ever seen in my life. It now has a spot of honor in the Favorites of my Tolkien board on Pinterest. )

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

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Hey now, HEY, Thangorodrim was this massive mountain cliff just outside the most evil fortress in the world, with an UNBREAKABLE CHAIN, it was most decidedly nOT a TrEe--

(This is the most accurate thing I've ever seen in my life. It now has a spot of honor in the Favorites of my Tolkien board on Pinterest. )

Curvo the Corvid strikes again!

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

Curvo the Corvid strikes again!

And Tyelko going on a beer run with a gator? Just yes.

Also, I am HERE for the implication that Alqualondë is a Florida Wal-Mart, and the Silmarils are TVs.

I still resent that they consider me to have gotten myself stuck in a tree, though. 😡

 

[Radaghast]

From NightCafe AI generator: "Lord of the Strings: Bandalf Forever" (by Moormookiee)

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

People: Shakespeare is so high brow and classy!

Meanwhile, Shakespeare...

This is not much of a stretch-- the quotes are legit from Macbeth and Romeo and Juliet!

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

Source

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

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[Idril Celebrindal]

If Gollum was an environmentalist
Gollum:
This thing all things devours,
Birds, beasts, trees, and flowers.
Gnaws iron bites steel,
Grinds hard stones to meal,
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.
Bilbo: Uhhh... Time?
Gollum: No, precious, it's global warming!

 

[herlig9]

 

[Berzelmayr]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[herlig9]

 

[herlig9]

 

[Saint the Mother of Orcs]