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Deimos said:

@Starbrow...glad someone "got it" 😄😉

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For those of us of a certain age.

 

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The Doom of Mandos to the Noldor:

 

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Finwë said:

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THIS. IS. THE. BEST!!! Absolutely, impeccably accurate. I laughed aloud reading these. 🤣

Mahtan, Melkor, and Mandos (huh, they all start with M) are the most amazing. 😂😂😂

Also, sobering thought, just imagine Míriel's being "Namárië." 😅

 

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Ashley said:

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LOL THAT IS TOO TRUE
elrond really forgot to state the faults of his people heres a meme relating to that.

 

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Maedhros_the_Tall said:

LOL THAT IS TOO TRUE
elrond really forgot to state the faults of his people heres a meme relating to that.View attachment 44042

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Yes!! That one's always been one of my favorites.

 

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Yes lol whenever I watch the movies of lotr I always think of how Elrond pretended the Silmarils never existed. It is also ironic that in The Hobbit bard asks Thranduil if he would go to war over a handful of gems, and Thranduil sounds exactly like Feanor when he says "The heirlooms of my people are not lightly forsaken"

 

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Beleg_Cúthalion said:

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Can confirm. His name was in my biosafety book.

 

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Tyelko: so, Eru said let there be light. So there was light
And then he found Beleg just chilling in a corner
Beleg: I'm not that old!
Tyelko: You're right. You are not old. You're ancient.

 

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Beleg_Cúthalion said:

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I actually think Elrond did not push Isildur because he knew it would cause a war between elves and men that potentially could cause a lot of damage, possibly as much as Sauron would've before he was destroyed by Frodo, Sam and Gollum.