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True, true. I could not tell you the names of any of my great-grandparents, and yet I can explain to you exactly how Boromir and Aragorn are related through Elendil, and later Minardil 😂.
I don't know any of my family tree exept my grandparents and parents as well, yet I can explain how elrond is aragorns many great uncles and how aragorn is related to Finwe and that most of the family trees in lotr lead to elrond.
Gandalf: You cannot pass! Balrog: Oh yes I can!
Gandalf: You cannot pass!
Balrog: OH YES I CAN!!
Gandalf: You cannot pass!
Balrog: Broken record much? Oh yes I can!!!
(Whamo! Bango! Crumble! Whipo!)
Balrog (falling): Uh oh. Maybe you were right about that “passing” thing.
Gandalf (falling): Fly you fools!
Balrog (falling): Believe me I would, but unfortunately my wings are only metaphorical.
Gandalf: I wasn’t talking to you!
Gandalf: You cannot pass! Balrog: Oh yes I can!
Gandalf: You cannot pass!
Balrog: OH YES I CAN!!
Gandalf: You cannot pass!
Balrog: Broken record much? Oh yes I can!!!
(Whamo! Bango! Crumble! Whipo!)
Balrog (falling): Uh oh. Maybe you were right about that “passing” thing.
Gandalf (falling): Fly you fools!
Balrog (falling): Believe me I would, but unfortunately my wings are only metaphorical.
Gandalf: I wasn’t talking to you!