The Tolkien Joke and Meme thread

[Beleg_Cúthalion]

 

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[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

USA! USA! 🇺🇸🦅🎆

 

[Beleg_Cúthalion]

 

[Saint the Mother of Orcs]

I finally found it in The Nature of Middle-earth!

But further East there were more and stronger kinds, descendants of Morgoth’s kingship, but long masterless during his occupation of Thangorodrim, they were yet wild and ungovernable, preying upon one another and upon Men (whether good or evil). But not until Mordor and the Barad-dûr were ready could he allow them to come out of hiding, while the Eastern Orcs, who had not experienced the power and terror of the Eldar, or the valour of the Edain, were not subservient to Sauron – while he was obliged for the cozening of Western Men and Elves to wear as fair a form and countenance as he could, they despised him and laughed at him. Thus it was that though, as soon as his disguise was pierced and he was recognized as an enemy, he exerted all his time and strength to gathering and training armies, it took some ninety years before he felt ready to open war.

 

[Beleg_Cúthalion]

 

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[Beleg_Cúthalion]

This last one made me laugh out loud and hope I could buy this

 

[Beleg_Cúthalion]

 

[Eljorahir]

On Karaoke Night he prefers if you use his full name…
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[Beleg_Cúthalion]

 

[Saint the Mother of Orcs]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

Better than "Man" I suppose.