The Tolkien Joke and Meme thread

[Ealdwyn]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

Hobbitses drink coffee?

 

[Ealdwyn]

Hobbitses drink coffee?

Tuckborough Beans. Finest roast in the West Farthing.

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Ealdwyn]

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This is 100% accurate

 

[Olorgando]

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This is 100% accurate

Objection, your honor!
Labelling that sweet little kid "Melkor" - ah, no! - … well, I guess whaddaya expect from a buddy of Bill Ferney's.
May the swift retribution of Bill the pony strike you, lackey of Saruman! 🐎🐎🐎

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

https://imgur.com/a/PowvTTV

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Ealdwyn]

Objection, your honor!
Labelling that sweet little kid "Melkor" - ah, no!

"sweet little kid"?
The elves thought Annatar fair. Just sayin.

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Ealdwyn]

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The part when Lurtz licks his knife? 😶

 

[grendel]

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Oh my God, that is funny!!

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]