The Tolkien Joke and Meme thread

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Olorgando]

As I'm unable to find the book that this joke was in originally (in contrast to my vinyl LPs and most of my music CDs, I never made an Excel file catalogue of my books), I'll have to give this one in something of a 19th century telegram style.

Personal computer user calls his helpdesk (we're talking offline days except for very few people, so 1990s at the latest).

User: "The monitor of my computer has gone dark."
(Telegram part: helpdesk tries several helpful suggestions covering almost every possible cause; then asks user to do *something* - this is where I'd need the book)
User: "Can't do that, out city has had a power outage for an hour now."
Helpdesk: "*Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*"

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Hobbit_Memes/comments/gpdqrv

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Olorgando]

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Friday night out on the town must have really gotten out of control ...

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[1stvermont]

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There is no excuse in the tongues of elves or men for such a post.

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

Oh, we're doing Border collie memes now?