The Tolkien Joke and Meme thread

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Ealdwyn]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Ealdwyn]

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"Frodo, we need to talk about your kleptomaniac tendencies"

 

[Olorgando]

"Frodo, we need to talk about your kleptomaniac tendencies"

Waitaminute, Bilbo was the one that Gollum gave the name "Thief Baggins", not Frodo. 🤓

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

Maybe it runs in the family. I'm sure YayGollum made that argument several times here, over the years.

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Olorgando]

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Penny drops (maybe).
You've read Arthur C. Clarke's fourth and last book of the Odyssey quadrilogy, "3001 - The Final Oddysey", EA? 🤓

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

Penny drops (maybe).
You've read Arthur C. Clarke's fourth and last book of the Odyssey quadrilogy, "3001 - The Final Oddysey", EA? 🤓

Nope lol only the first two 😁

 

[Olorgando]

Penny drops (maybe).
You've read Arthur C. Clarke's fourth and last book of the Odyssey quadrilogy, "3001 - The Final Odyssey", EA? 🤓

Nope lol only the first two 😁

OK, only so much:
Frank Poole, the other astronaut from "2001", the one who got bonked by the rogue pod controlled by HAL, is found out beyond the orbit of Neptune by a space tug (they "gift-wrap" comets and give them a nudge sunwards; they arrive either at Mercury or Venus to do "terraforming" about 50 years later ...), brought back to earth - well actually just off it - and revived - in the year 3001. Clarke has some interesting ideas what things would be like 981 years in the future. 🤔

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Olorgando]

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Ouch! 😣

 

[1stvermont]

 

[Olorgando]

Looks like a good occasion to have a spray-can of mace handy!

 

[Ealdwyn]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Ealdwyn]