The Tolkien Joke and Meme thread

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Starbrow]

Groan

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Ealdwyn]

 

[Olorgando]

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Erm ... another 21st century media allusion that sails straight over my head ,,, 😕

 

[Beytran70]

 

[Alcuin]

 

[Starbrow]

He has my vote any day!

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

Erm ... another 21st century media allusion that sails straight over my head ,,, 😕

Mariah Carey's "All I want for Christmas is you" is a very annoying Christmas song that is played everywhere in the US for the holidays.

 

[Beytran70]

Lembas Bread!

A gluten free alternative to cram rations! Eat like an Elf for the price of a peasant! One small bite is enough to fill the belly of a full grown man!*

*But not Hobbits.

Buy it today on sale, for as Aragorn said, "Not idly do the prices of Lorien fall."

 

[Olorgando]

Mariah Carey's "All I want for Christmas is you" is a very annoying Christmas song that is played everywhere in the US for the holidays.

The name "Mariah" kind of tipped me off that it probably meant Carey, about whom I've read.
That's more than I can say about the large majority of names I see on, say, the German, UK and US hits charts. I'll try to draw you a picture of this situation:





See what I mean? I drew a blank. 😬

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

I drew a blank. 😬

Draw your attention to the Christmas Songs thread. 🎄

 

[Licky Linguist]

get yourself some nightmares 😅

 

[Olorgando]

Draw your attention to the Christmas Songs thread. 🎄

No thanks. I think it all went downhill after "Silent Night"*. And just don't get me started on that soft-drink company from Atlanta! 🤬

Edit
* over 200 years ago!

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

No thanks. I think it all went downhill after "Silent Night"*. And just don't get me started on that soft-drink company from Atlanta! 🤬

Edit
* over 200 years ago!

This one?

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Olorgando]

This one?

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Actually, I was thinking more of an aerial attack by Rudolph and his buddies.
I'll leave it to your own imagination what they used for munitions. 🤫

 

[Ealdwyn]

 

[Ealdwyn]

Draw your attention to the Christmas Songs thread. 🎄

NOOOOOOOO! It's still only November! 😲