The Tolkien Joke and Meme thread

[Ealdwyn]

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Oooh! Controversial! 😂

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

Oooh! Controversial! 😂

I didn't make it, I just shared it so don't shoot the messenger please 😅. But if you are interested in discussing this, there's a debate that once raged on TTF so badly that the thread was made a Sticky so that it would never be forgotten lol

https://thetolkien.forum/threads/wings-or-no.230/

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Chaostyr]

If Legolas was there, he may have said that Durin needed to stand on tiptoe to view the Mirrormere

Or maybe that he could find him a box.

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

You haven't been paying attention 😂

 

[Aramarien]

I'm surprised not to find any Middle-earth sea shanties yet. In the meantime, I guess this will have to do:

OMG!!! I LOVED that!! It made me smile the whole time listening to it!!! Thank you for sharing it!!

 

[Alcuin]

Morgoth: “Look! I have made Orc-kind!”

Rest of the Valar: “You’ve ruined a perfectly good Elf is what you’ve done! Look! he’s eating the others!”

 

[ArnorianRanger]

I'm surprised not to find any Middle-earth sea shanties yet. In the meantime, I guess this will have to do:

There once was a Hobbit on a journey, and the name of that Hobbit was Sam Gamgee...
with wraiths behind and wargs ahead, run m'lad run...

Soon may Mithrandeer come, to bring us taters and bread and beer...
and one day when the journeyin's done we'll take our seeds an' go...

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

Off topic -- but think of him as an "accidental Tevildo":

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Olorgando]

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Erm ... does this mean you need to Google Cesar Millan's phone number?

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

Erm ... does this mean you need to Google Cesar Millan's phone number?

With my dog? probably 😅

 

[Olorgando]

With my dog? probably 😅

Well, it would depend where on the Mastiff-to-Yorkshire-Terrier continuum your pooch weighs in ... are you still on speaking terms with your neighbors?

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

Yeah, my neighbors are fine with him lol. He's just a large goofball more than anything

 

[Olorgando]

Yeah, my neighbors are fine with him lol. He's just a large goofball more than anything
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Looks like an interesting mix of hunting dogs, with the tightly curled hair on the legs and chest pointing towards poodle, in origin a dog bred for hunting water fowl, mainly ducks.

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

Yeah, he's a Newfoundland Poodle mix