The Tolkien Joke and Meme thread

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Goldilocks Gamgee]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Aldarion]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Aldarion]

 

[Ealdwyn]

 

[Goldilocks Gamgee]

(I am a girl, and I'd still warn Aredhel)

 

[Ealdwyn]

(I am a girl, and I'd still warn Aredhel)

Nah, I'd tell Turin not to quarrel with Saeros
kill Beleg
build a bridge at Nargothrond
sleep with his sister.

 

[Miguel]

Chick 1: The Vanyar don't trust him and he's not interested in Teleri.

Chick 2: But we're Noldor aren't we?

 

[Goldilocks Gamgee]

Nah, I'd tell Turin not to quarrel with Saeros
kill Beleg
build a bridge at Nargothrond
sleep with his sister.

I'd tell him to tell Mablung that Saeros attacked first. Because then Turin wouldn't have felt the need to become Neithan "the Wronged".