The Tolkien Joke and Meme thread

[HALETH✒🗡]

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Halasían]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Ealdwyn]

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[1stvermont]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Goldilocks Gamgee]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Starbrow]

Some of will hate me for posting this.

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Olorgando]

Some of will hate me for posting this.

Aww, it's not so bad ... with the loudspeakers off ... 😁

 

[1stvermont]

Some of will hate me for posting this.

it was just so horrible, truly absolutely horrible, I loved it.

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[HALETH✒🗡]

There is a similar meme about Leo Tolstoy, but the second sentence is so long that I'm too lazy to translate it.

 

[Goldilocks Gamgee]

The first square says:
"She walked into the room."
The second says:
"Her nose snobbishly lifted, with the light and unconstrained grace of the soaring birds of the sky, she came up to the oaken door, which was ordered from the famed master Raphael de Samuel (then follows three chapters about that door). And so, seizing at the doorknob and opening the door she gracefully walked into the room, conquering all within it with her beauty.

That's the best translation I can do. Maybe some of the other Russian members can do it better, but I tried!

 

[Goldilocks Gamgee]