The Tolkien Joke and Meme thread

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Lómelindë Lindórië]

Me: When you reject an orchestral position because you want to be the soloist:

Melkor: *snickers in glee*

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[HALETH✒🗡]

Not a joke, but I find this so funny:

There're two more videos like that.

 

[Lómelindë Lindórië]

There're two more videos like that.

As a Maia and one of the Ainur, I won't listen to any music that isn't in the style of the Ainulindale.

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Lómelindë Lindórië]

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As a Maia myself, I would gladly welcome him into my realm.

Not forgetting that he learnt much from Nienna too!

 

[Lómelindë Lindórië]

Some random philosopher human in the world: We cannot be sure of whether the human body has a soul or not.
All of the Tolkien fans out there: I'm afraid that it certainly does.
That same human: How would you know?
Tolkien fans: We're not telling you.

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Meanwhile, in Valinor...

Námo, Nienna and me: Do we still exist? What do you think our halls are for then?

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Lómelindë Lindórië]

I hope this didn't actually happen in Pirates of the Caribbean...but if it did...

As the Maia of Nienna, I can only grieve for all that hath been lost amid the blazing flames of uncontrollable destruction...

"The Marring of Arda hath begun."

 

[Lómelindë Lindórië]

All the Teleri in the Halls of Mandos (thanks to the First Kinslaying) be like:

"Oh, by the Valar...

...THIS just had to happen, didn't it? Now we'll have to deal with him AGAIN."

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Lómelindë Lindórië]

Do I see something suspicious here? Varda and Melkor both wearing dark-coloured clothing?

*gasps* Did Varda switch sides, or did Melkor finally get redeemed?

Eru: This was NOT what I planned...

 

[Goldilocks Gamgee]

Do I see something suspicious here? Varda and Melkor both wearing dark-coloured clothing?

*gasps* Did Varda switch sides, or did Melkor finally get redeemed?
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Eru: This was NOT what I planned...

Her dark clothes could simply symbolize the dark void of the sky. That is a beautiful drawing, BTW.

 

[Goldilocks Gamgee]

 

[HALETH✒🗡]

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I came across "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" after watching "Bridge to Terabithia" and looking for other films, in which AnnaSophia Robb is acting. Saruman is starring there too and he is wearing WHITE clothes as a dentist.

 

[Lómelindë Lindórië]

Manwe: Am I a joke to you? How dare you disregard the grace of the Valar!