The Tolkien Joke and Meme thread

[arivista]

Some stuff collected from the internet:

 

[herlig9]

What if Sauron was a "Threat Actor" we would be doomed. Just imagine him trying to hack The Shire company LTD or something?

 

[herlig9]

 

[Berzelmayr]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1562965016059359232

 

[Eljorahir]

The Witch-king of Angstmar

I am the Witch-king
I am the Witch-king
Be the Witch-king
Be the Witch-king

Sorry, doc. The chanting isn’t working. I just don’t feel like a Witch-king.
I think I could maybe handle Witch-earl or Witch-duke, but I’m just not ready for the responsibilities of a Witch-king.

 

[Berzelmayr]

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

The Witch-king of Angstmar

I am the Witch-king
I am the Witch-king
Be the Witch-king
Be the Witch-king

Sorry, doc. The chanting isn’t working. I just don’t feel like a Witch-king.
I think I could maybe handle Witch-earl or Witch-duke, but I’m just not ready for the responsibilities of a Witch-king.

Doc: Let's try something else, then. Look in the mirror, and tell yourself this:

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

Ensign Crusher takes a tumble into the flowerbed.

 

[Berzelmayr]

 

[Ealdwyn]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Berzelmayr]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

When your Mom has smoothed out the page you dog-eared in your copy of LOTR, and now you can't find your place:

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Eljorahir]

Edoras versus Westfold for the Championship, Thursday Night

Theoden rebuking the Edoras team member whose absence caused their team to forfeit the game:
"Where were you when the Westfold bowled?!"

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

When your friend's helping you rebuild your Tolkien bookshelf, but throws away the angle iron you were going to reuse:

 

[Erestor Arcamen]