The Tolkien Joke and Meme thread

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

If only they'd ordered from the Acme catalog.

 

[Olorgando]

I dunno ... the stuff Wile E. Coyote ordered from that outfit certainly never helped him in his conflict with Road Runner ... 🤪

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

I dunno ... the stuff Wile E. Coyote ordered from that outfit certainly never helped him in his conflict with Road Runner ... 🤪

What do you mean? it looks to me like the product is doing just what it says it's going to...

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

Come to think of it, the Fellowship should have ordered some of these:

 

[Olorgando]

What do you mean? it looks to me like the product is doing just what it says it's going to...

Nitpick alert! 😁

It does not say self-disintegrating ... 🤓

 

[Ealdwyn]

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

Nitpick alert! 😁

It does not say self-disintegrating ... 🤓

You know what happens when you start picking nits?

 

[Olorgando]

You know what happens when you start picking nits?
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I've only been doing it for three years here on TTF ... and I'm not planning any vacation in Arizona / New Mexico ... 😁

 

[Berzelmayr]

 

[grendel]

Come to think of it, the Fellowship should have ordered some of these:
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I was always a big fan of Instant Hole. Why climb the Stairs of Cirith Ungol, when you can just walk through them?

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

I was always a big fan of Instant Hole. Why climb the Stairs of Cirith Ungol, when you can just walk through them?

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

Coming right up.

 

[Starbrow]

Now why didn't Galadriel hand our portable holes instead of cloaks and ropes?

 

[Halasían]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10153467285495807

 

[Elassar]

 

[Elassar]

 

[Aldarion]

 

[Áramandë Amaniel]

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And I count amongst those who can. (I recently finished it.)

Valar and Maiar unite!