The Tolkien Joke and Meme thread

[Lithóniel]

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Okay let me be honest, I LOVE PINEAPPLES ON PIZZAAAA! 🍍🍕

 

[Áramandë Amaniel]

Okay let me be honest, I LOVE PINEAPPLES ON PIZZAAAA! 🍍🍕

Ai! So do I! But I have never had them, so it seems...

I pass the test.

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

You think that's weird? I like SPINACH pizza! This was a favorite:

So "popular" that none of my local stores carry it any more. They're trying to starve poor Smeagol!

 

[Ent]

I really love this one.
The Elves were much more restrained and thoughtful of others.
The Dwarves were always a bit self-interested and self-seeking.
But the men... they've always been nought but gluttons.

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Olorgando]

I really love this one.
The Elves were much more restrained and thoughtful of others.
The Dwarves were always a bit self-interested and self-seeking.
But the men... they've always been nought but gluttons.
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Hmyes ... JRRT never wrote anything about a fat Elf, did he? In contrast to Bombur ... and uncounted of us ... 😬

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[herlig9]

Is this meme supposed to imply Yoko was evil all along?

There was one scene where John Lennon and Chuck Berry was singing. And then out of nowhere Yoko starting making the screech sound for some reason : D

 

[Berzelmayr]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Ealdwyn]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Ealdwyn]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Aramarien]

You think miscasting roles can ruin a movie?
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OMG, I can actually see Steve Buschemi as Gollum lol!!!

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Eljorahir]

If Samwise took the ring, defeated Sauron, returned home with Frodo, and used the power of the ring to his liking…

A knock at the door of Bag End.
Sam answers the door: “Oh, hello Pippin. Come on in.”
Pippin: “Sam, we’re all worried about you and Frodo. What’s been going on?”
Sam: “What do you mean? Everything’s fine.”
Pippin: “Everything’s fine!? The entire Westfarthing’s been turned into one giant tater patch! And, the taters are so gigantic nobody can get through on the roads. How can you say everything’s fine?”
Sam: “I used the power of the ring to make The Gaffer’s dream come true. You don’t like taters?”
Pippin: “Of course I like taters. I’m a Hobbit. I like all food. But, the entire Westfarthing!? It’s just too much.”
Sam: “Hmmm. I never thought of it that way. OK. Today I will use the ring and transform half the taters into turnips…problem solved.”
Pippin: “Turnips!? You think that will solve…ahhh what’s that in the corner?!?!”
Sam: “What?”
Pippin: “That green thing that looks like Frodo!”
Sam: “Yeah. I was hoping you wouldn’t see that. Frodo kept demanding I give him The Ring back so I turned him into a potted plant. He seems much happier now. I water him every day and leave him in the sun.”
Pippin: “You turned Frodo into a plant!? How is that even possible?”
Sam: “The ring imparts both power and knowledge. It taught me the process of … … … Frodosynthesis.”

 

[Erestor Arcamen]