The Tolkien Joke and Meme thread

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Eljorahir]

A Tale of Young Turin

Morwen: Turin! I told you to go and clean your room. Now, do as I say.

Young Turin (sulkily): OK Mom. (Spends all day in his room unenthusiastically cleaning things very very slowly. He eventually finishes the job and falls asleep on the bed.)

Morwen (peeking through the door and seeing a very clean room and a sleeping Turin): She smiles and quietly says to herself: “That’s my Turin: Master of room and by room mastered.”

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

Ok I don't know if it fits here or not but you guys have to hear this😂
The other day I was explaining to my bestie how Fëanor was born and what happened to Miriel afterwards.
I don't know if it was how I told the story or she was just her usual idiotic self but she started laughing and said and I quote:
He ate his mom

And I was like.... WHAT????
How did she came to this conclusion I don't know but I can't stop laughing whenever I remember it😂😂😂

 

[Olorgando]

Ok I don't if it fits here or not but guys have to hear this😂
The other day I was explaining to my bestie how Fëanor was born and what happened to Miriel afterwards.
I don't know if it was how I told the story or she was just her usual idiotic self but she started laughing and said and I quote:
He ate his mom

And I was like.... WHAT????
How did she came to this conclusion I don't know but I can't stop laughing whenever I remember it😂😂😂

😳😳🤯
That sounds like a case of "lost in translation"!

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

I told her during elven pregnancies part of the soul of the parents get separated from them and they join together to create the child

 

[Eljorahir]

He ate his mom

When first explaining to your friend, did you use the word consumed?

Chapter 6, Page 1:
'But in the bearing of her son Miriel was consumed..."

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

No I don't know where did she get the idea lol!
She is just weird that way ...

 

[Vorondil]

She is just weird that way ...

I hate it when people are like that.

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

I hate it when people are like that.

Like what?

 

[Vorondil]

Like what?

Like weird.

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

Does this mean you hate me too?
I'm weirder😂😂😂

 

[Vorondil]

Does this mean you hate me too?
I'm weirder😂😂😂

I don't know, that depends on whether you like carrots or not.

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

I do

 

[Vorondil]

I do

Then I don't hate you.

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

Good!

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[LaurelinBearsFruit]

@Aethelwulf Do you know a lot of carrot-haters?

 

[Vorondil]

@Aethelwulf Do you know a lot of carrot-haters?

I try to avoid the company of such people.