The Tolkien Joke and Meme thread

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

An Elf and a Man are trapped in a dungeon somewhere.
Elf: I think I can get us out of here, I will sing a song of power to unlock the doors.
(He sings a pretty epic set of verses, but the doors remain firmly locked)
(crickets)
Man: Well, maybe you were singing in the wrong key.

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

I low key wanna see Bombadil 2: Civil War

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

I low key wanna see Bombadil 2: Civil War

That's the one that pulled my attention, too! 😂 😂 😂

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

(Some information technology knowledge might be required)

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

I knew a Glorfindel once. His name was Arwen.

 

[Aldarion]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

Maedhros, praying: thank you Eru for giving me the nicest baby brother ever!
Baby Maglor: who's Eru?
Maedhros: he is the all-father who lives far far away from us,in the outer worlds.
Baby Maglor: like in the sky?
Maedhros:yes. In the sky.
*Later,in private*
Maglor: sky daddy. My mom is pregnant. Please make sure my baby brother is going to be a nice one.
Eru: who's sky daddy? My name is Illuvatar!
Maglor: that's the same thing!
Eru:....
Eru:*gives him Celegorm*

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

Eru:*gives him Celegorm*

Whatever I was expecting, it wasn't that! 😂

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

Eru:you disrespect me. You disrespect my family.

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

Maedhros, praying: thank you Eru for giving me the nicest baby brother ever!
Baby Maglor: who's Eru?
Maedhros: he is the all-father who lives far far away from us,in the outer worlds.
Baby Maglor: like in the sky?
Maedhros:yes. In the sky.
*Later,in private*
Maglor: sky daddy. My mom is pregnant. Please make sure my baby brother is going to be a nice one.
Eru: who's sky daddy? My name is Illuvatar!
Maglor: that's the same thing!
Eru:....
Eru:*gives him Celegorm*

This. Explains. Everything!!

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

Celegorm: listen. If you cook 20 meals,that doesn't make you a chef.
And if you drew five drawings, you're not suddenly an artist.
I just killed one man!

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

Celegorm: listen. If you cook 20 meals,that doesn't make you a chef.
And if you drew five drawings, you're not suddenly an artist.
I just killed one man!

I almost fell off my chair laughing out loud at this.