The Tolkien Joke and Meme thread

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

It was actually an mbti meme with ESTP (Celegorm's type) being one of them.
Not one of my own unfortunately.

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

Morgoth was being tortured much more than Maedhros was...

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

Maybe if I annoy him enough, he'll release me!!

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

He got the wrong Fëanorian then...

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

He got the wrong Fëanorian then...

If he had captured you instead of me, you'd have been released in less than an hour...

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

....Would you take me back though?

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

....Would you take me back though?

Of course I would! It would get too boring without you!

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

*whispers*
Ok.
Hey Morgoth,my brother says he'll only take me back on this condition that you give us back the Silmarils as well.
Morgoth: ANYTHING! Just take him please...

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

This also reminded me of this meme.
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Exorcist: I'm here for the demon possession case you asked for.
Celegorm: I didn't ask for an exorcist...?
Demon: I DID! GET ME OUT OF HERE!

 

[Vorondil]

Maybe if I annoy him enough, he'll release me!!

I'm sure he would release you... from life.

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

I'm sure he would release you... from life.

If only he would! *sobs*

 

[Vorondil]

If only he would! *sobs*

Which is precisely why he won't

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

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I actually sang this out, and they really force you to squeeze syllables in! 😂 😂 😂

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

I was wheezing audibly at the recent posts in this thread.

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

@Tyelkormo the Fair

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

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I actually sang this out, and they really force you to squeeze syllables in! 😂 😂 😂

I came up with a chorus as part of using the time given to me:

Rad-a-gast! Rad-a-gast! Radagast the Brown!
Oh, he loves his birds and trees; they're better than Sauron's ring!
Rad-a-gast! Rad-a-gast! Radagast the Brown!
Rhosgobel's no better home could ever Arda bring!

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

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@Tyelkormo the Fair

When I let the intrusive thoughts get control over me:

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]