The Tolkien Joke and Meme thread

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

@Server Room Gremlin

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

@Server Room Gremlin
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Perfect 👌

 

[Celebrían]

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

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[Squint-eyed Southerner]

Opening scene:

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Eljorahir]

What was the title of the after-action report describing the failure of an elite European cavalry unit which lost a key battle because they were distracted cooking their favorite Italian pasta sauce?

The Dragoon Ragu Snafu

What excuse did the commanding officer provide?

”Well, after all, it was pasta night at the barracks.”

 

[Vorondil]

 

[Áramandë Amaniel]

"And thenceforth came a Spirit of Fire that burned more brightly than any other..."

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Vorondil]

(Made by me)

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

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(Made by me)

Pfft, Night at the Museum, I thought those movies were great. 😆
The first one was my favourite thing ever, leaving quite an impression on me when I watched it at school as a tiny 5-6 year old gremlin.

 

[Vorondil]

Pfft, Night at the Museum, I thought those movies were great. 😆
The first one was my favourite thing ever, leaving quite an impression on me when I watched it at school as a tiny 5-6 year old gremlin.

I also really enjoyed them, I still do actually.

 

[Áramandë Amaniel]

Not that much of a meme on this last one, but let's be real - Lúthien was badass:

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Eljorahir]

If these three characters started a law practice together what would be the name of the firm?

Answer:
Huggins, Higgins, and Wiggin, Attorneys at Law

Don’t recognize the names? These might help:
Bill Huggins once caught a burrahobbit trying to pick his pocket.

Jonathan Higgins (of Magnum P.I. fame) was frequently confusticated by Thomas Magnum’s rubber chickens and other shenanigans.

Ender Wiggin (from Ender’s Game) was a six-year-old military strategist/prodigy.

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

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The multi-spout kettle one had me laughing 🙃

 

[Áramandë Amaniel]

The multi-spout kettle one had me laughing 🙃

I admire the closeness of the "Getting back the Silmarils" one though - techincally two of them were retrieved, but it burnt their hands so deeply that they couldn't hold it for too long and ended up voluntarily relinquishing them again. Alas, the ironic sorrows....