The Tolkien Joke and Meme thread

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Celebrían]

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

Yeah, um, about that guy . . .

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

I don't know why but I just got reminded of that Trolls animation.

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

(I didn't make the meme template, but I added the names 😁)

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Celebrían]

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[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Þráinn Þórhallsson]

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

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Ahaha, comparing Ye Old Teletubbies to LOTR! 🤣 I watched them way back when I was a wee Elfling. While I don’t remember too much of what actually went on in the show, I always did remember the baby face in the sun.

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Eljorahir]

(A repeat, but I'm rather fond of this one.)

Beorn at The Council of Elrond

Beorn: “I will take the ring…and I know the way.
Elrond: “What? Weren’t you listening? No Beorn. We spent all day and finally decided that Frodo shall be the Ring Bearer.”
Beorn: “Sure, but you didn’t let me speak. I think you don’t realize what I can bring to the table that no one else could possibly come close to.”
Elrond: “Okay, okay Beorn. Please tell us why you should be given this task.”
Beorn: “Because I, Beorn, only of my kind in all of Middle-earth, if given this task would be… … … ‘The Bear Ring Bearer’! Hehe, never thought of that, did you smarty pants?”
Elrond: “What in Utumno is this nonsense you speak? We are not sending a bearing to the Cracks of Doom! We’re sending the One Ring of Power!”
Beorn: “Oh, no, no, no. I see the confusion. I didn’t say “Bearing Bearer”. I said “Bear Ring Bearer”.
Elrond: “Those sound exactly the same to me.”
Beorn: “Okay, listen closely. What I do not mean: ‘Bearing Bearer’. What I do mean: ‘Bear…Ring…Bearer.’ You do realize I can take the shape of a bear anytime I want, don’t you?”
Elrond: “You can change into a bear?”
Beorn: “oi. Okay…” (Sam interrupts.)
Samwise: “Ooh ooh ooh. I have it! Frodo will be the Ring Bearer. I will carry him on my back making me the Ring Bearer Bearer. And…wait for it…I will be riding on the back of Beorn making him the Bear Bearer of the Ring Bearer Bearer!!!”
Gimli: “It’s perfect! Sauron will never expect that!”
…silence
…silence
…silence
Elrond: “I have to admit…it is pretty good.”

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

Beorn at The Council of Elrond

I can barely bear this joke.

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Eljorahir]

Tolkien: ‘He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom.'
Newton: ‘How about: I won’t write stories about frolicking elves and you stay out of my business!’

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

To-ma-toes.

 

[Aeweniel]

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And that was... Mithreindeeerrrrr!!!