The Tolkien Joke and Meme thread

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Deimos]

Ungoliant's song, inspired by the Major General's song, by Erwen Brogiel.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8035960/1/Ungoliant-s-song

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This is incredibly clever and well done. 👍👍👍
Even the meter mimics the G&S song.
The original "patter song" is from the Pirates of Penzance... music by Arthur Sullivan, lyrics by W. S. Gilbert.
To fully appreciate this parody listen to the original and (in your mind) insert the Shelob lyrics.
For an opera singer to do the original without a mistake is an accomplishment similar to an actor playing Harold Hill in The Music Man, and performing "Ya Got Trouble" without a mistake.

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

As a classically trained singer, I have to wonder when you even get to breathe in that song!

 

[Ent]

@Maedhros_Nelyafinwë:

"Breathe out, breathe in. Breathe out, breathe in. If can do both same time, is good." Dennis Chan, 'Xian Chow', Kickboxer. (A Jean Claude Van Damme vehicle.)

 

[herlig9]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

Springtime for Fëanor

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

 

[Olorgando]

Springtime for Fëanor

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OK, so Elves age very slowly ...
... but this looks like a freakin' frat party from the early 1970's. 😬

 

[herlig9]

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

Beorn, is that you?

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

Beorn, is that you?

-Orcs, orcs I hate more. You're okay.☺️

 

[Berzelmayr]

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

Yet another one of these. 🙄

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

 

[Halasían]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]