The Tolkien Joke and Meme thread

[Saint the Mother of Orcs]

What if Gollum got plastic surgery?
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Honestly, if I'd have to decide which one is the "end result" of that surgery, I'd go with the first.

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

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All Elves know you can't go to war if you ain't cute! 😌

 

[Saint the Mother of Orcs]

I think that most people won't recognise these absolute legend actors, but where I live, their movies has been iconic, and a memorable part of generations.

If you know you know.

 

[Berzelmayr]

I think that most people won't recognise these absolute legend actors, but where I live, their movies has been iconic, and a memorable part of generations.

If you know you know.

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Bud Spencer and John Rhys Davies even had the same voice actor for the German audience.

 

[Saint the Mother of Orcs]

Bud Spencer and John Rhys Davies even had the same voice actor for the German audience.

For reals? That's amazing.

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[CirdanLinweilin]

CL

 

[herlig9]

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CL

fouuuuuuuur

 

[CirdanLinweilin]

fouuuuuuuur

According to Tolkien, it would be two. Even if he couldn't make it work, he envisioned The Lord of the Rings as one book.




CL

 

[herlig9]

According to Tolkien, it would be two. Even if he couldn't make it work, he envisioned The Lord of the Rings as one book.




CL

But on a technical level its 4 in total. Because LOTR got too long, and needed to be seperated into three books.

But thats a good question

 

[CirdanLinweilin]

LOTR got too long,

Unfortunately, it was then made into one book volumes. Of which, I own two. XD


CL

 

[herlig9]

Unfortunately, it was then made into one book volumes. Of which, I own two. XD


CL

I had a LOTR book. Which is a shame i didnt keep. But i read it in Norwegian, one whole beatiful red book simply called "RIngenes Herre". Or in English (Lord of the Rings)

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

7 would also be correct, as Tolkien divided the story of The Lord of the Rings into six 'books'.

 

[CirdanLinweilin]

7 would also be correct, as Tolkien divided the story of The Lord of the Rings into six 'books'.

Oh yeah, you are right!


CL

 

[herlig9]

7 would also be correct, as Tolkien divided the story of The Lord of the Rings into six 'books'.

So did he label it "Fellowship of the Ring Part 1 and 2" or something like that?

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

So did he label it "Fellowship of the Ring Part 1 and 2" or something like that?

No, they're just divisions of the story called 'Book 1', 'Book 2', etc.

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[herlig9]

 

[Idril Celebrindal]