The Tolkien Joke and Meme thread

[Deimos]

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Deimos]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Deimos]

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There was Forlong the Fat. Now we have Frodo the Fleshy, Sam the Stout, Merry the Massive, Pippin the Portly

 

[Starbrow]

There was Forlong the Fat. Now we have Frodo the Fleshy, Sam the Stout, Merry the Massive, Pippin the Portly

I hope Bombur makes an appearance.

 

[Idril Celebrindal]

There was Forlong the Fat. Now we have Frodo the Fleshy, Sam the Stout, Merry the Massive, Pippin the Portly

Don't forget Fatty Bolger! (one of my favorite minor characters).

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

How the elves of Mirkwood lost Gollum... (and why Legolas was sent to tell Elrond)

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[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Berzelmayr]

 

[Berzelmayr]

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[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

 

[Idril Celebrindal]

I was just playing word-at-a-time-story with my little sister, and, uh, here is what we came up with!

Once upon a time there was a boy and a girl who were sad because they were hobbits. Then Gollum came and ate grass. Then the boy and the girl hobbits were happy because they weren't eating grass like Gollum. Then Gollum ate a tree because he was drunk. He was drunk because a wizard cursed him to drink beer and get drunk. So Gollum attacked the boy and the girl because he wanted to eat them and the boy tried because he didn't want Gollum to eat him or the girl. But they also had beer so they were thinking about a chicken. Then Gollum saw the beer and drank the chicken and the boy. So the girl ran away to a hobbit hole and she threw her beer at Gollum. He ran away to drink beer. The end.

The moral of the story is up to your own interpretation.