The Tolkien Joke and Meme thread

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[Beleg_Cúthalion]

 

[Beleg_Cúthalion]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Beleg_Cúthalion]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

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[Idril Celebrindal]

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Legolas forgot to add that Elendur was the son of Valandur son of Tarondor son of Tarcil son of Arantar son of Valandil son of Isildur son of Elendil son of Amandil son of Numendil son of Some Random Dude son of Earendur son of Some Lord of Andunie x 13 son of Valandil son of Silmarien daughter of Tar-Elendil son of Tar-Amandil son of Vardamir son of Elros son of Earendil son of Tuor son of Huor son of Galdor son of Hador son of Hathol son of Magor son of Malach son of Marach son of... um... yeah that's as far back as the family tree goes.
UNLESS YOU FOLLOW IDRI'S LINE INSTEAD OF TUOR'S ONCE YOU GET TO EARENDIL
Then you have Idril daughter of Turgon son of Fingolfin son of Finwe son of... um...
Ok never mind Elves live too long to make impressive family trees.
BUT IF YOU FOLLOW ELWING'S LINE INSTEAD OF EARENDIL'S THEN YOU GET Elwing daughter of Dior son of Beren son of Barahir son of Bregor son of Boromir son of Boron son of Baran son of Beor the Old
THERE WE GO
Okay I'll stop showing off now.

 

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