The Tolkien Joke and Meme thread

[Þráinn Þórhallsson]

 

[herlig9]

 

[Beleg_Cúthalion]

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That's actually one of my favorite country songs.

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

 

[Beleg_Cúthalion]

 

[Vorondil]

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I think Piglet would be even more resistant than Pooh. Pooh would use the Ring to obtain honey, whereas Piglet would be too terrified to even touch the Ring.

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

I think Piglet would be even more resistant than Pooh. Pooh would use the Ring to obtain honey, whereas Piglet would be too terrified to even use the Ring.

Pooh is like Tom Bombadil. Would lose/forget about the ring.😂

This brilliant comment says it even better:

 

[Vorondil]

Pooh is like Tom Bombadil. Would lose/forget about the ring.😂

This brilliant comment says it even better:
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Owl would end up like Saruman if he took it.

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

Owl would end up like Saruman if he took it.

Oh, dear! *Coughs*

This leads to another brilliant chain of comments:

 

[Vorondil]

Oh, dear! *Coughs*

This leads to another brilliant chain of comments:
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Rabbit would turn into Sauron, and create an army of Uruk-Tiggers riding on Heffalumps

 

[Deimos]

You've all got it wrong. 🙄😄

Eeyore has the most integrity and virtue to resist the Ring's corrupting influence.

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

I wonder how "Vinnie Pukh" would handle it?

 

[Idril Celebrindal]

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(Spoilers for Star Wars and Dune)

Paul Atreides would definitely be beaten by the ring in the end. The whole story of Dune is about him succumbing to power.

But I do think Luke would have been able to resist it. After all, he's offered power by Darth Vader and the Emperor, but doesn't take it. He throws his lightsaber away when he most needs it in Return of the Jedi. Seems like he could probably do the same with the Ring.

(I know the entire poll is meant to be a joke with Winnie the Pooh being in there. It just got me thinking.)

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

I wonder how "Vinnie Pukh" would handle it?

Oh, Vinni is way too powerful to be corrupted by the Ring!

(And Vinni is my favorite version of Winnie the Pooh!)

 

[Beleg_Cúthalion]

 

[Þráinn Þórhallsson]

 

[Berzelmayr]

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

 

[Idril Celebrindal]

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And waving your hand like you're using the force when you go through an automatic sliding door.

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]