The Tolkien Joke and Meme thread

[Áramandë Amaniel]

Just embrace it! Embrace the eggs! 🥚

It seems Sindarin and Quenya are very different after all...

Gui finna ed! Finna i ochi! (S.)
Vin nassa! Nasi ohter! (Q.)

Also, it reminds me of a certain line in the RP...

Literally? That could be messy....

Which is this one, uttered by Námo to Míriel:

Navaer an mi mornie, Miriel! Dav amarth finna ci, amman taugla ed?
(Farewell into darkness, Miriel! Let Doom embrace you, why resist it?)

So, Lithóniel, Daughter of the Ash Tree, what is thy intent?

 

[Áramandë Amaniel]

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What a list!

Indeed. Féanaro shall have all the time in Arda to think about these questions, during his eternal stay in the Halls of Mandos.

 

[herlig9]

What i imagine real Sam from Peter Jackson Lord of the Rings would be afraid of being turned into if Gandalf used his magic

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Elbereth Vala Varda]

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I've seen this one before-- hilarious!

 

[Ealdwyn]

 

[Elbereth Vala Varda]

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Okay-- yep! This is HILARIOUS!

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

Cool, I live in Middle Earth!

https://www.reddit.com/r/evilbuildings/comments/wjvvsp

 

[Elbereth Vala Varda]

Cool, I live in Middle Earth!

https://www.reddit.com/r/evilbuildings/comments/wjvvsp

Where is that in Pittsburgh? And what building is it?

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

Where is that in Pittsburgh? And what building is it?

It's the Cathedral of Learning in Oakland on the University of Pittsburgh's college campus

 

[Elbereth Vala Varda]

It's the Cathedral of Learning in Oakland on the University of Pittsburgh's college campus

Oh! Thanks for letting me now-- and congrats on living in Middle-Earth -- hope you do not see any Nazgul!

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Elbereth Vala Varda]

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I'll have to use this one at the next gathering...

 

[Eljorahir]

Door: “Knock knock”
Mandos: “Who’s there?”
Elf #1: “I am Frigolaf, Elf of Mirkwood, fallen in battle. I come to seek my final rest.
Mandos: “What did you have for breakfast this morning?”
Elf #1: “Uhhh. Lembas toast, berries, and a bottle of Treebeard’s aromatic Ent Draught water.
Mandos: “Welcome to the Halls of Mandos. Enter, and be at peace.”

…later that day…

Door: “Knock knock”
Mandos: “Who’s there?”
Elf #2: “I am Halitarsis, Elf of The Eastern Lands, fallen in battle in defense of the good men of Esgaroth. I come to seek my final rest.
Mandos: “What did you have for breakfast this morning?”
Elf #2: “Uhhh. A Smaug-flesh burrito with onions and extra fire sauce. And, a bottle of Bard’s Ye Olde White Lightnin’.
Mandos: “You need to see my cousin. Go two blocks north, turn right 1 block, and look for the sign that says: “The Halls of Mentos”.

 

[Elbereth Vala Varda]

Door: “Knock knock”
Mandos: “Who’s there?”
Elf #1: “I am Frigolaf, Elf of Mirkwood, fallen in battle. I come to seek my final rest.
Mandos: “What did you have for breakfast this morning?”
Elf #1: “Uhhh. Lembas toast, berries, and a bottle of Treebeard’s aromatic Ent Draught water.
Mandos: “Welcome to the Halls of Mandos. Enter, and be at peace.”

…later that day…

Door: “Knock knock”
Mandos: “Who’s there?”
Elf #2: “I am Halitarsis, Elf of The Eastern Lands, fallen in battle in defense of the good men of Esgaroth. I come to seek my final rest.
Mandos: “What did you have for breakfast this morning?”
Elf #2: “Uhhh. A Smaug-flesh burrito with onions and extra fire sauce. And, a bottle of Bard’s Ye Olde White Lightnin’.
Mandos: “You need to see my cousin. Go two blocks north, turn right 1 block, and look for the sign that says: “The Halls of Mentos”.

Very creative! Did you make this one?

 

[Eljorahir]

Very creative! Did you make this one?

Thanks. Yep, just now.

 

[Elbereth Vala Varda]

Thanks. Yep, just now.

Wow! Amusing as Bilbo himself! (Whom I consider VERY amusing!)

 

[Áramandë Amaniel]

Wow! Amusing as Bilbo himself! (Whom I consider VERY amusing!)

Now I am even more intrigued about Námo...though for Four Ages I've never seen the Halls of Mentos. Indeed, the Ainur need it not!

Or maybe he just doesn't have it - yes, I'm sure he doesn't.