The other joke and meme thread

[Erestor Arcamen]

Use this thread for jokes and memes that do NOT relate to Tolkien.

Keep things appropriate or we'll have to sick Grond on you

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Olorgando]

"When your only tool is a hammer, all problems look like nails."

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

"When your only tool is a hammer, all problems look like nails."

💅🏻 🔨?

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

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This is great!

 

[Olorgando]

💅🏻 🔨?

Well, if your only tool is a hammer, and you're lousy at using it, you're liable to have issues with both. 😟

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

Well, if your only tool is a hammer, and you're lousy at using it, you're liable to have issues with both. 😟

*Looks at the clumsy thread*
*Gulps*

 

[Olorgando]

And then there's the line from Simon & Garfunkel's cover version of the song "El Cóndor Pasa" from their 1970 album "Bridge Over Troubled Water":

"I'd rather be a hammer than a nail".

 

[grendel]

*Looks at the clumsy thread*
*Gulps*

Please Hammer, don't hurt 'em

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[Server Room Gremlin]

@Tyelkormo the Fair the axolotl and cat are probably us if we tried to run a restaurant.

The ending says 'problem solved' apparently, lol.

 

[Deimos]

 

[Deimos]

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

@Tyelkormo the Fair the axolotl and cat are probably us if we tried to run a restaurant.

The ending says 'problem solved' apparently, lol.

...fair enough.

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Deimos]

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

The last one is so real because my university website has three different security checks before logging me in and I'm like, why? Are they going to pay my tuition fees?

 

[Deimos]

The last one is so real because my university website has three different security check before logging me in and I'm like, why? Are they going to pay my tuition fees?

Please. Don't. Get. Me. Started. 🙄