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[HLGStrider]

Thankfully this included spongue Bob. Most people were glad to see L.A. and Hollywood (Which was part of the colllateral damage) gone.

Bush got a Nobel Peace Prize.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

but he was still no closer to catching Usama bin laden , but bob who in the blast found himself sitting next to UBL...

 

[HLGStrider]

unwittingly found him a job at a 7-11. Usama was a Beetles fan and kept on playing the Yellow Submarine song. This, of course, keyed the CIA into his location, but they couldn't take him because of the Gwacamoli act of 82. They hired a private contractor who gave UBL a ticket to Paris.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

IN which UBL and bob spent a thriling night playing with the woman of the night in paris

 

[HLGStrider]

Then Bob lost his 7-11 in a poker contest and had to go live with the swine...

"I wonder if my father will take me back," he thought.

goodie... Biblical references...

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

so he went home and his father kicked him alot and called him wormtounge

 

[HLGStrider]

Bob called his dad "Lathspell" then turned to run. He ran smack into a tall guy with a reforged sword and a big additude. The tall guy kicked him into the Brandywine river and Bob had to run from this female elf in a bad mood swing...
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!" his dad yelled after him.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Than the female elf tied up bob and put him in a sack.... and held him hostage but promise to be let go after he heard her break up saga. "I loved him, and all he wanted to do was follow his wizard friend and become a pervy hobbit fancier. My dad was even willing to let me follow him...and he just wanted to see past frodo's mirthril coat and breeches unto the parts that only women should see...." and so on and so forth

 

[HLGStrider]

"okay..." Bob is thinking. "Get me out of here..."

Bob is held hostage for a while...

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

So after three tortureous weeks of captivity he is set free and thanked for listening to the elf-girls problem. Than he walks into Rivendell...

 

[Aslan]

which is now being occupied by 6,172 Harrison Fords. "OK. This is weirding me out!" screams Bob. He flees Rivendale as quickly as he can and finds himself lost. As he he walks along a river bank, he hears strange footsteps coming from behind him...

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

than the Elf-girl found him again and said,"Hey since you were "willing" to listen to me, would you take me to Lothlorien???See he's supposed to be there and I need someone who knows my story to go with you." Bob looked at her and said,"Sure, I've always wanted to see those golden trees anyway!" So the Elf-girl named Arwen and Bob go to Lothlorien together but saddly the pass of Isengard is not open to them any more so they go into moria, and they find the fellowship of the ring. And Arwen sees her boyfriend, but he seems preeocupied with healing frodo and a hobbit says,"Who are you? You must be that pervy hobbit fanciers girlfriend! You better tell him to stop, sam will kill him if he tries anything." So....

 

[Nenya Evenstar]

Arwen rolls her eyes and says, "See if I care! He is nothing but a pervy hobbit fancier!" Aragorn looks like he is caught between a bush and a house and immediately begins blaming Bob for his own inconvenience. Arwen decides to get revenge on Aragorn and goes and tells the orcs that there are intruders in their mines. She then runs over to Bob and rescues him from the clutches of Merry, who is trying to get him to glue his carrot. Bob and Arwen are given a free pass out of the mines of Moria as well as a $100 gift certificate to the Gap of Rohan.

 

[HLGStrider]

Bob goes on a shopping spree and buys himself some Space Boots. Unfortunately Tar catches him.
"ONLY DARK QUEEN'S CAN HAVE LITTLE SPACE BOOKS!!!" she screams. She then takes them and shakes her little space boots.
Bob is now lost in between woman's lingere and mens clothing. He runs into Arwen who is buying herself a silky nighty.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Than Bob runs into elgee who is running around like madwoman and peeing on trees.

 

[HLGStrider]

Elgee had been at her own Singles bar and couldn't keep up with the posts... this is mentally scarring...
She attacked Bob and placed him in her bar where she put him in between YayGollum and some girl who wanted to dance with him.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

than Arwen claims Bob back, but in the gap of rohan they see Eowyn and than Arwen tells eowyn that Aragorn is a pervy hobbit fancier and says go for that faramir guy

 

[HLGStrider]

"YOU RUIN ALL MY CHANCES!!!" Aragorn weeps. "I can't marryyou and I can't have anyone else... wha............."

Aragorn breaks down in tears.

 

[Tar-Ancalime]

Than saruman says to ARagorn. "I'll marry you"

 

[HLGStrider]

"I could never be with anyone with more facial hair than me..." states a very nervous Aragorn.