If you saw a Ringwraith outside your window

[herlig9]

Would that terrify you?

 

[Sihtric]

In all honesty, most definitely.

I’d want to be all cool about it but in reality I wouldn’t haha

 

[CheriptheRipper]

Honestly wouldn't surprise me, they'd fit in with the rest of the bunch here.
The horse would be odd though.

 

[Áramandë Amaniel]

From the first moment I'd see it, I'd probably secretly call out in heart (best to remain silent and not speak audibly so that they don't find me...):

Aiya Eärendil, elenion ancalima! A, Elbereth Gilthoniel!

(Yes, even myself of the Valier, second in reverence to the Starkindler herself, would call upon her. Because I'd probably be protecting a few others who happen to be residing beside me and hiding from them. I'm uttering her name more for the sake of protecting the others. )

 

[Elbereth Vala Varda]

From the first moment I'd see it, I'd probably secretly call out in heart (best to remain silent and not speak audibly so that they don't find me...):

Aiya Eärendil, elenion ancalima! A, Elbereth Gilthoniel!

And I'd be like:

Yes? Who has asked for my aid upon this fleeting moment?

 

[Eljorahir]

I'd open the window and yell, "Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion!"

That's how you scare off a Ringwraith. Works every time.

 

[Elbereth Vala Varda]

I'd open the window and yell, "Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion!"

That's how you scare off a Ringwraith. Works every time.

Yeah. And if you're a woman, BOOM! Just grab a sword!

 

[Áramandë Amaniel]

And I'd be like:

Yes? Who has asked for my aid upon this fleeting moment?

And thus I'd respond:

'Tis I, Yavanna Kementári, but I ask for thy aid to protect those that dwell with me, and nay mysel-

*gets cut off by the shriek of a Nazgul coming dangerously close to the hiding place*

 

[Vorondil]

I'd open the window and shout: "There are no Bagginses here, try the neighbors!'

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

I'd sick my dogs after them in true Farmer Maggot fashion... After threatening them in true Fëanorian fashion, "Get off my lawn thou jail-crow of Sauron!"

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

I'd invite him in for a cup of tea.

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

I'd invite him in for a cup of tea.
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*drowns in empty hood*

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

Me:Want some Cookies?🍪
Me too...

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

Will a slice of cake do?

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

I don't have cookies. Why would I have a cake?
He can get some from the prancing pony to feed both of us though.

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

If I went there, I'd be

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

I would throw some sunflower seeds at the wraith in full view of my chickens. They fear neither man nor beast when food is involved. (Also, might they obtain the protection of Manwë? Who knows, but they do look like little eagle-velociraptor crossbreeds up close) xD

If that fails, I wonder if spraying it with the garden hose would do anything? Here's hoping Ulmo decided to visit my water pipes that day.