🎲 Lord of the Pants

[Ol'gaffer]

Faramir looks up in osgiliath: PANTS!!

Pippin: What's making that sound?
Merry: It's the pants..

Uglúk: What about their pants? they don't need them.

Gollum: the dark lord is gathering all pants to him.

Treebeard: I am in nobodys pants, for nobody is truyl in my pants.

Theoden: I cannot let you come before theoden king dressed gandalf the grey, you must leave your pants at the door.

 

[Liat_ravensong]

These are sooooooooo funny
keep them coming 'cos i've got a tough time up aheadf & i need as much cheering up as i can.
i would post more but mine are so bad i wouldn't want to torture you with them!

 

[legolas84]

Aragorn: Not idlely do the pants of Lorien fall.

Treebeard: Gandalf told me to keep you safe...and in my pants if where i'll keep you!

Pippin:
Wait! Stop! Stop! Turn around. Turn around. Take us south!
Treebeard:
South? But that will lead you into Saruman's pants!
Pippin:
Yes. Exactly. If we go south we can slip into his pants unnoticed. The closer we are to danger, the farther we are from harm. It’s the last thing he’ll expect.
Treebeard:
Hmmmm. That doesn’t make sense to me. But then, you do have very small pants.

 

[Lasgalen]

Saruman: "And Gandalf the Grey rides to Isengard seeking my pants."

-Lasgalen

 

[Wonko The Sane]

Gandalf: They aren't all accounted for, the lost seeing pants.

 

[Ol'gaffer]

Gandalf to Saruman ontop of Orthanc: There is only one lord of the rings, and he does not intend to share pants!

Elrond: My pants stand on the brink of tearing, you will unite or they will fall!!
Other members at the council:

Smeagol to himself: Master looks after our pants now.
Gollum: You don't have any pants!

 

[Ecthelion]

The scene when Gandalf and the others are about to go meet Theoden:
Guard: Your pants too Gandalf.
Gandalf: You would dare part an old man from his pants?

 

[Wonko The Sane]

Gimli at Helm's Deep: Pants me!!!

Aragorn: What did you say? *smirking*

Gimli: Pants me! Pants me!!!

*Aragorn moves to pants him, Gimli looks into his eyes.*

Gimli: Don't tell the elf?

 

[Ecthelion]

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!! WONKS THAT WAS GREAT!!!!!!

Oh jeez that was a good one. All hail Wonko!

 

[Wonko The Sane]

Why thank you!
I didn't know it would be such a hit!

 

[Mindy_O_Lluin]

All pants that are gold do not glitter.
Not all those who wear them are lost.
The seam that is strong will not tatter.
Deep pockets aren't reached by the cost.

 

[Wonko The Sane]

What we hear:

Balrog: ROOOARRR!! GRRR!!! *SLOBER* AAAAAAAAARRRGHHH! *Gnashes of teeth*

What he's saying:

Balrog: Gandalf those are MY PANTS!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Wolfshead]

Ah, that all makes sense now! The reason the Balrog wanted to kill the Fellowship was because Gandalf had stolen his leg wear some years previously. If only Gandalf had not done so, life would have been so much easier for the group

 

[Emowyn]

Grima: Why do you lay these troubles on already troubled pants. Can you not see? Your uncle is wearied by your thongs, your pant-mongering.

Éomer: Pant-mongering?

(Éomer grabs Grima and pins him against a pillar)

How long is it since Saruman bought your pants? What was the promised price, Grima? When all the men's pants where re-sewn, you will take your share of the material?

(Grima’s eyes flick to the right, looking at Éowyn's pants as she walks by. Éowyn stops to stare back for a moment before departing from the hall. Éomer jerks Grima again and clutches his hand around Grima’s jaw)

Éomer: Too long have you watched my sister's pants, too long have you haunted her trousers!

(Ok that can be interpretted as both sick and funny.... )

 

[Orwell]

about your signature

the reason i think you don't appreciate meekness, is that as a child you were one of those kids that nobody likes because he always has to go firstyu don't care weather the food gets cold or not, you just don't want to be skipped in the confusion of eating, so there(just so there's no confusion, my signature was merely ot anoy a friend of mine, not to incurr the wrath of Mac users)

to clear up some possible confusion in the future, the reply i posted was to that guy craig smith, and his signature had to do with meekness, so i commented because i had nothing better to write.

I agree, the theft of the balrog's pants was a heinous act that merrited punishment. gandalf needs ot get a hold of his pantscleptomania, it's probably cold down in those caves where the balrog sleeps.

 

[Wonko The Sane]

"Too long have you watched my sister's pants"

HA!!! HILARIOUS EMOWYN!!!!!!

 

[Wolfshead]

Re: about your signature

Originally posted by Orwell
the reason i think you don't appreciate meekness, is that as a child you were one of those kids that nobody likes because he always has to go firstyu don't care weather the food gets cold or not, you just don't want to be skipped in the confusion of eating, so there(just so there's no confusion, my signature was merely ot anoy a friend of mine, not to incurr the wrath of Mac users)

to clear up some possible confusion in the future, the reply i posted was to that guy craig smith, and his signature had to do with meekness, so i commented because i had nothing better to write.

Yes, thanks Orwell. Just so you know, I'm actually nothing like that. As you may or may not notice, my sig has a credit at the end, from a book by Bernard Cornwell. So I am not saying what I, personally, dislike about Christians.

 

[Wonko The Sane]

Go Craig!!
I totally support you and your right to quote Cornwell!

And furthermore there's nothing wrong with being Meek.

I soon will be and plan to stay so for the rest of my life.

 

[Ecthelion]

(Grima and Saruman talking about the people of Rohan going to Helm's Deep)
Grima: The pants to Helm's Deep are long and rough, it will take them awhile and their will be women pants, and children's pants.
Saurman eyes light up: Children's pants?

 

[Wonko The Sane]

Ecthelion...that's just NASTY!!!!