The other joke and meme thread

Erestor Arcamen · Jun 3, 2024

Use this thread for jokes and memes that do NOT relate to Tolkien.

Keep things appropriate or we'll have to sick Grond on you

Erestor Arcamen · Jun 26, 2024

Olorgando · Jun 26, 2024

"When your only tool is a hammer, all problems look like nails."

Tyelkormo the Fair · Jun 26, 2024

Olorgando said:
"When your only tool is a hammer, all problems look like nails."

💅🏻 🔨?

Squint-eyed Southerner · Jun 26, 2024

Tyelkormo the Fair · Jun 26, 2024

Squint-eyed Southerner said:
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This is great!

Olorgando · Jun 26, 2024

Tyelkormo the Fair said:
💅🏻 🔨?

Well, if your only tool is a hammer, and you're lousy at using it, you're liable to have issues with both. 😟

Tyelkormo the Fair · Jun 26, 2024

Olorgando said:
Well, if your only tool is a hammer, and you're lousy at using it, you're liable to have issues with both. 😟

*Looks at the clumsy thread*
*Gulps*

Olorgando · Jun 26, 2024

And then there's the line from Simon & Garfunkel's cover version of the song "El Cóndor Pasa" from their 1970 album "Bridge Over Troubled Water":

"I'd rather be a hammer than a nail".

grendel · Jun 26, 2024

Tyelkormo the Fair said:
*Looks at the clumsy thread*
*Gulps*

Please Hammer, don't hurt 'em

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Server Room Gremlin · Jun 26, 2024

@Tyelkormo the Fair the axolotl and cat are probably us if we tried to run a restaurant.

The ending says 'problem solved' apparently, lol.

Deimos · Jun 26, 2024

Deimos · Jun 26, 2024

Tyelkormo the Fair · Jun 27, 2024

Server Room Gremlin said:
@Tyelkormo the Fair the axolotl and cat are probably us if we tried to run a restaurant.

The ending says 'problem solved' apparently, lol.

...fair enough.

Tyelkormo the Fair · Jun 27, 2024

Erestor Arcamen · Jun 27, 2024

Maedhros_Nelyafinwë · Jun 27, 2024

Erestor Arcamen · Jun 27, 2024

Deimos · Jun 27, 2024

Tyelkormo the Fair · Jun 27, 2024

The last one is so real because my university website has three different security checks before logging me in and I'm like, why? Are they going to pay my tuition fees?

Deimos · Jun 27, 2024

Tyelkormo the Fair said:
The last one is so real because my university website has three different security check before logging me in and I'm like, why? Are they going to pay my tuition fees?

Please. Don't. Get. Me. Started. 🙄

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