The other joke and meme thread

[Erestor Arcamen]

Use this thread for jokes and memes that do NOT relate to Tolkien.

Keep things appropriate or we'll have to sick Grond on you

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

I got my horse riding injury when I was 11 (I fell off the horse and it stepped on my leg, resulting in a massive scar and permanent nerve damage.) I begged my parents not to ban me from riding, and I started riding again that fall after I had recovered! The resilience of middle schoolers, lol!

 

[Olorgando]

@Olorgando.... I'm guessing maybe you haven't spent a lot of time around 4 year-olds....

A lot of time is correct ... but more to my point is that I already commented on Erestor Arcamen's identical post one page back. 🥱
EDIT: two pages back from this post.

 

[Fingon_Findekáno]

One day when I was 12, the family was about to go on a car trip, so I decided to take a quick spin up and down the street on my bike before having to be stuck in the back seat for hours. On the way back up to the house, the handlebars came off, tossing me onto the asphalt. My Mom cleaned up my wounds, and off we went.

Sounds a lot like an experience I had. Many years ago, probably when I was around early middle school age, my family was about to leave on a road trip and I was riding around our driveway on my scooter. The driveway had so many cracks and unlevel broken pieces, and I must have hit the front wheel into one such crack because next thing I knew I was on the ground with a huge hole torn into the knee of my pants, and my hands and said knee were all scraped up. My mom got me all cleaned up and bandaged, and we left as planned. It was still a pleasant trip, despite the rough start. I eventually sewed the hole shut on my pants, but it looked like a large jagged scar on it. 😂

To contribute to the Joke & Meme theme here…

 

[Deimos]

A lot of time is correct ... but more to my point is that I already commented on Erestor Arcamen's identical post one page back. 🥱
EDIT: two pages back from this post.

Oh...didn't see that.

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

I remember racing my cousin in our bikes in our neighborhood.(We were both 8, probably) We were going really fast, turning from our paths every now and then to avoid cars. I don't remember why, but we didn't see this parked car we were heading towards, and to avoid hitting that, we collided with each other instead. I had a bruise the size of my palm on my waist, and of course scrapes all over our hands and elbows.

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Deimos]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

 

[Deimos]

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

Why can't bicycles stand on their own?
Because they're two tired...

A toothless termite walks into a bar and asks:
Is the bar tender here?

 

[Deimos]

I'm not the fastest horse out of the gate, so when I first saw this it took me a few seconds to "get it" ...

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

@Server Room Gremlin

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

@Server Room Gremlin
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Having a bird is also great. If you made any sound, it would ignore it.

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Olorgando]

@Server Room Gremlin
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Rumors still awaiting satisfactory verification claim that the sound of a can-opener must be near or even at the top of the list.🤓

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Deimos]

I don't know why I find this funny, but I do.

 

[Deimos]

Bizarrely funny....

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

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