The Tolkien Joke and Meme thread

Áramandë Amaniel · Aug 9, 2022

Lithóniel said:
Just embrace it! Embrace the eggs! 🥚

It seems Sindarin and Quenya are very different after all...

Gui finna ed! Finna i ochi! (S.)
Vin nassa! Nasi ohter! (Q.)

Also, it reminds me of a certain line in the RP...

Elbereth Vala Varda said:
Literally? That could be messy....

Which is this one, uttered by Námo to Míriel:

Navaer an mi mornie, Miriel! Dav amarth finna ci, amman taugla ed?
(Farewell into darkness, Miriel! Let Doom embrace you, why resist it?)

So, Lithóniel, Daughter of the Ash Tree, what is thy intent?

Áramandë Amaniel · Aug 9, 2022

Ealdwyn said:
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Elbereth Vala Varda said:
What a list!

Indeed. Féanaro shall have all the time in Arda to think about these questions, during his eternal stay in the Halls of Mandos.

herlig9 · Aug 9, 2022

What i imagine real Sam from Peter Jackson Lord of the Rings would be afraid of being turned into if Gandalf used his magic

Erestor Arcamen · Aug 9, 2022

Elbereth Vala Varda · Aug 9, 2022

Erestor Arcamen said:
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I've seen this one before-- hilarious!

Ealdwyn · Aug 9, 2022

Elbereth Vala Varda · Aug 9, 2022

Ealdwyn said:
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Okay-- yep! This is HILARIOUS!

Erestor Arcamen · Aug 9, 2022

Cool, I live in Middle Earth!

Elbereth Vala Varda · Aug 9, 2022

Erestor Arcamen said:
Cool, I live in Middle Earth!

Where is that in Pittsburgh? And what building is it?

Erestor Arcamen · Aug 9, 2022

Elbereth Vala Varda said:
Where is that in Pittsburgh? And what building is it?

It's the Cathedral of Learning in Oakland on the University of Pittsburgh's college campus

Elbereth Vala Varda · Aug 9, 2022

Erestor Arcamen said:
It's the Cathedral of Learning in Oakland on the University of Pittsburgh's college campus

Oh! Thanks for letting me now-- and congrats on living in Middle-Earth -- hope you do not see any Nazgul!

Squint-eyed Southerner · Aug 9, 2022

Erestor Arcamen · Aug 9, 2022

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Elbereth Vala Varda · Aug 9, 2022

Erestor Arcamen said:
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I'll have to use this one at the next gathering...

Eljorahir · Aug 9, 2022

Door: “Knock knock”
Mandos: “Who’s there?”
Elf #1: “I am Frigolaf, Elf of Mirkwood, fallen in battle. I come to seek my final rest.
Mandos: “What did you have for breakfast this morning?”
Elf #1: “Uhhh. Lembas toast, berries, and a bottle of Treebeard’s aromatic Ent Draught water.
Mandos: “Welcome to the Halls of Mandos. Enter, and be at peace.”

…later that day…

Door: “Knock knock”
Mandos: “Who’s there?”
Elf #2: “I am Halitarsis, Elf of The Eastern Lands, fallen in battle in defense of the good men of Esgaroth. I come to seek my final rest.
Mandos: “What did you have for breakfast this morning?”
Elf #2: “Uhhh. A Smaug-flesh burrito with onions and extra fire sauce. And, a bottle of Bard’s Ye Olde White Lightnin’.
Mandos: “You need to see my cousin. Go two blocks north, turn right 1 block, and look for the sign that says: “The Halls of Mentos”.

Elbereth Vala Varda · Aug 10, 2022

Eljorahir said:
Door: “Knock knock”
Mandos: “Who’s there?”
Elf #1: “I am Frigolaf, Elf of Mirkwood, fallen in battle. I come to seek my final rest.
Mandos: “What did you have for breakfast this morning?”
Elf #1: “Uhhh. Lembas toast, berries, and a bottle of Treebeard’s aromatic Ent Draught water.
Mandos: “Welcome to the Halls of Mandos. Enter, and be at peace.”

…later that day…

Door: “Knock knock”
Mandos: “Who’s there?”
Elf #2: “I am Halitarsis, Elf of The Eastern Lands, fallen in battle in defense of the good men of Esgaroth. I come to seek my final rest.
Mandos: “What did you have for breakfast this morning?”
Elf #2: “Uhhh. A Smaug-flesh burrito with onions and extra fire sauce. And, a bottle of Bard’s Ye Olde White Lightnin’.
Mandos: “You need to see my cousin. Go two blocks north, turn right 1 block, and look for the sign that says: “The Halls of Mentos”.

Very creative! Did you make this one?

Eljorahir · Aug 10, 2022

Elbereth Vala Varda said:
Very creative! Did you make this one?

Thanks. Yep, just now.

Elbereth Vala Varda · Aug 10, 2022

Eljorahir said:
Thanks. Yep, just now.

Wow! Amusing as Bilbo himself! (Whom I consider VERY amusing!)

Áramandë Amaniel · Aug 10, 2022

Elbereth Vala Varda said:
Wow! Amusing as Bilbo himself! (Whom I consider VERY amusing!)

Now I am even more intrigued about Námo...though for Four Ages I've never seen the Halls of Mentos. Indeed, the Ainur need it not!

Or maybe he just doesn't have it - yes, I'm sure he doesn't.

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