The Tolkien Joke and Meme thread

Ent · Aug 30, 2023

Aredhel Ar-Feiniel said:
I firmly believe hamsters were just a mouth at first and then they grew hands and feet

Agreed. All so they could keep Aethelwulf happy..! 😆

Vorondil · Aug 30, 2023

Huorn said:
All l so they could keep Aethelwulf happy..!

I am the Lord of Hamsters. In the beginning, I commanded them: ''thou shall sprouteth hands and feet so thee may do mine own bidding, and help me rid the earth of all who despise carrots''

Squint-eyed Southerner · Aug 30, 2023

True story: when I was three years old, I turned orange. My mother, being alarmed, naturally enough, took me to the doctor. He chuckled and said "Been eating a lot of carrots, haven't you?".

Guess that makes clear my position in the Great Carrot Debate.

Vorondil · Aug 30, 2023

Squint-eyed Southerner said:
True story: when I was three years old, I turned orange. My mother, being alarmed, naturally enough, took me to the doctor. He chuckled and said "Been eating a lot of carrots, haven't you?".

Guess that makes clear my position in the Great Carrot Debate.
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Then I have no cause to set my hamsters on you.

herlig9 · Aug 30, 2023

Olorgando · Aug 30, 2023

Aethelwulf said:
Then I have no cause to set my hamsters on you.

I'm a fan of carrots, too.
But hamsters? They'd never make it past my Ninja squirrels! 😁

grendel · Aug 30, 2023

Lithóniel said:
I’m sorry to say everyone but carrots are the worst vegetables on this earth

Worst? Um, have you ever eaten kale? 🤢

LaurelinBearsFruit · Aug 30, 2023

@Mr.Underhill Aye... that goes right to me heart.

Maedhros_Nelyafinwë · Aug 30, 2023

Had to censor this one to be in compliance with the site rules but it amused me too much to ignore it!

(If anyone is not familiar, this is referencing a meme of Count Dooku from Star Wars.)

Vorondil · Aug 31, 2023

Fingon_Findekáno · Aug 31, 2023

Aethelwulf said:
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Hahaha, so true! I have to be careful about how in-depth I go in explaining things, depending on who it is I’m talking to. My brother has read LOTR, TH, and Silm, but he doesn’t have as big of an obsession with it as I do. When I start rambling on about details and implications of characters, family trees, and events, especially from Silm, his eyes glaze over and he calls me a Nerd.🤣🤓

Tyelkormo the Fair · Aug 31, 2023

Fingon_Findekano said:
Hahaha, so true! I have to be careful about how in-depth I go in explaining things, depending on who it is I’m talking to. My brother has read LOTR, TH, and Silm, but he doesn’t have as big of an obsession with it as I do. When I start rambling on about details and implications of characters, family trees, and events, especially from Silm, his eyes glaze over and he calls me a Nerd.🤣🤓

Meanwhile my brother can't even write Silmarillion...

LaurelinBearsFruit · Aug 31, 2023

Yep thats how I always feel as well. Sometimes people humor me, but usually they're just sorry they asked lol

Vorondil · Aug 31, 2023

LaurelinBearsFruit said:
Yep thats how I always feel as well. Sometimes people humor me, but usually they're just sorry they asked lol

I think most people go into shell-shock when I start explaining stuff.

Maedhros_Nelyafinwë · Aug 31, 2023

Very occasionally I've had people sincerely ask me what the Silmarillion is about and actually listen and ask questions when I explain. That's my love language right there!

Tyelkormo the Fair · Aug 31, 2023

The only person I talk about silm with is my friend ( yes the one who thought Fëanor ate Miriel) and she is nerdy enough for it ig...

Maedhros_Nelyafinwë · Aug 31, 2023

Aredhel Ar-Feiniel said:
yes the one who thought Fëanor ate Miriel

Your friend thought WHAT?! 😳

Tyelkormo the Fair · Aug 31, 2023

Maedhros_Nelyafinwë said:
Your friend thought WHAT?! 😳

Wait ...

Aredhel Ar-Feiniel said:
Ok I don't if it fits here or not but you guys have to hear this😂
The other day I was explaining to my bestie how Fëanor was born and what happened to Miriel afterwards.
I don't know if it was how I told the story or she was just her usual idiotic self but she started laughing and said and I quote:
He ate his mom

And I was like.... WHAT????
How did she came to this conclusion I don't know but I can't stop laughing whenever I remember it😂😂😂

Read This...

Maedhros_Nelyafinwë · Aug 31, 2023

Well, that is absolutely unhinged lol! Who does she think he is, Ungoliant?!

Tyelkormo the Fair · Aug 31, 2023

She doesn't know anything about ungoliant yet...I fear the day I have to explain THAT one to her...

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