The Tolkien Joke and Meme thread

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

How Celegorm 'the fair' got his name
(Aredhel's fault, apparently)

(oddly reminiscent of the Hair Dye & Chaoticness thread...)

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

What if hobbits were the Firstborn children of Ilúvatar?

Aredhel made a wrong turn somewhere.

Silmarillion: Wrong Turn by wolfanita on DeviantArt

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Gandalf probably felt like doing this

LotR: Poetic Justice by wolfanita on DeviantArt

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[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

"What the Noldorin princes do for fun in Valinor"
(Maglor, Finrod, Fingon)

top-tier nonsense

 

[Vorondil]

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

Best use of this movie quote

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

"What the Noldorin princes do for fun in Valinor"
(Maglor, Finrod, Fingon)

top-tier nonsense

@Fingon_Findekáno I didn't know you were so savage!

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

Why's he doing calculus to solve an algebra problem? 😂

 

[d4rk3lf]

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

Why's he doing calculus to solve an algebra problem? 😂

Don't ask me -- I barely made it out of algebra!

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

Don't ask me -- I barely made it out of algebra!
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Call me crazy but I actually liked it.

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

For me, it felt like being kidnapped by orcs.

 

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

For me, it felt like being kidnapped by orcs.

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I don't know... It felt refreshing for me after just calculating with numbers.

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

Maybe you can solve this, then!

 

[d4rk3lf]

That Is simple.
They should just twist the time and gravity, similar to how black hole works, so when in chapter 2 - Shadow of the past, Gandalf is talking to Frodo how he should toss the ring into the Mount Doom, he should just raise hand, and let the ring.
Ring would be pulled upwards by gravity of Mount Doom that is standing upside down, and already torn the roof of hobbit house.. pardon.. hill...

Eventually, it would suck up the Frodo and Gandalf.
But, what is 2 lifes if that would save the middle earth?
(Sam might be saved by thorned branches of the plants that would hold him).

All above is very possible... unless... Sauron himself twisted the whole time gravity aspect, and was upon inverted Mount Doom, and just grabbed the ring, when Frodo let it.

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

(Ahem). Moving on.

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