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The Tolkien Joke and Meme thread

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"…Imrahil, Prince of Dol Amroth…looked then on Eowyn…’Men of Rohan!’ he cried. ‘Are there no leeches among you?’”




Yes m'Lord. I have some!
How many do you need?

Hirudinea is my name. In the days of peace I live knee-deep in the open fens at the Mouths of Entwash. My grandsire once did a service to the Lord of Leeches saving him from being eaten by a small bluegill. Henceforth he pledged his oath and, when summoned, called all his loyal leechions of the Mark to slither forth to the leech-muster and to our aid.
 
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