The Tolkien Joke and Meme thread

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Ealdwyn]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Olorgando]

I'll try a re-tread of a joke with another punch-line ending.

Extended family of LoTR film buffs comes to visit to celebrate the arrival of the newest member of the clan, a couple of months old. The usual cooing and oohing and ahhing - and of course the usual "who does he resemble most" discussions.
Suddenly baby's big brother - still a preschooler - pipes up and says "I think he looks most like Gollum!".
Stunned slack-jawed silence with all looking at "big" brother with eyes popping out of their head, then one stutters "but ... but why?"

"He's got big eyes, hardly any teeth and hardly any hair."

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

Doing just jokes now? 😁

Tolkien: Knock, knock
PJ: Who's There?
Tolkien: Tolkien
PJ: Tolkien who?
Tolkien: Exactly!

 

[HALETH✒🗡]

Doing just jokes now? 😁

Tolkien: Knock, knock
PJ: Who's There?
Tolkien: Tolkien
PJ: Tolkien who?
Tolkien: Exactly!

Amazon: Who is Tolkien? Who is Peter Jackson?

 

[Aldarion]

 

[Aldarion]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[1stvermont]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Aldarion]

 

[1stvermont]

 

[1stvermont]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[HALETH✒🗡]

Translation:
Gollum from the Soviet edition of 1970 has brought you some tiramisu.
He will return next week with new gifts.

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[HALETH✒🗡]

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Haha
Wasn't being the Ring-bearer the main reason to go to The Undying Lands?

 

[HALETH✒🗡]