The Tolkien Joke and Meme thread

[Tyelkormo the Fair]

Maedhros, to Orodreth about the Nirnaeth: So that’s my plan.
Orodreth: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.
Maedhros: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Orodreth: It sucks.
Maedhros: That’s not constructive criticism

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

Why did Sauron buy Hot Topic?

Spoiler: Why, EA?

Because he wanted to be Morgoth.

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

Why did Sauron buy Hot Topic?

Spoiler: Why, EA?

Because he wanted to be Morgoth.

Ultimate dad joke. 😂

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

Well, that, or:

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

Ultimate dad joke. 😂

Glad you found it ent-ertaining 😊

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

What did the drunken hobbit say when he bumped into the wizard?

Spoiler: Just tell us!

Saruman, I didn’t see you there

 

[Server Room Gremlin]

Fëanor creates the Palantíri and Curufin helps him test them...

Comic by Aldanil-art on DeviantArt: pt.1, pt.2, pt.3, pt.4

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

 

[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

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Somehow, Sauron returned...

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Squint-eyed Southerner]

The Nazgûl:

 

[Erestor Arcamen]

 

[Glorfindel Goldtress]

 

[d4rk3lf]

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I imagine they sound something like The Great Kat:
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[Maedhros_Nelyafinwë]

I imagine they sound something like The Great Kat:
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Is it bad that I think that sounds really epic?

Classical music played in rock/metal style is my secret weakness...