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Why have I been thinking of "The Flight of the Noldor" as the perfect story/setting for a Disney water ride? The staging area/beginning of the ride would be in Tol Eressea. You would ride a swan ship to the Calacirya, where you would see a replica of Tirion and hear the oath of Feanor from afar, then pass by Alqualonde hearing sounds of battle. After that, you sail by an animatronic Mandos standing on a rock proclaiming the doom of the Noldor, navigate through the Grinding Ice, and come to Losgar to find the burned ships. It would end on a high note though with a scene of Fingolfin's host standing on the shores of Middle Earth in the moonlight.
 

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